About honeymoons, lovers and catsuits

[tegan_lj]

Am not sure about Beigey and Barb, but am glad that the two of them are happy. Wasn't quite sure that what Barb was doing wasn't legal in several systems, but Beigey has, admittedly, liked it. He thinks I won't let him live it down that he liked it, but what I won't let him live down is that he doesn't react at ALL when I touch him. I wonder if

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[tegan_lj]

Um...Doc...I'm a poor budding evil doer...

I don't have the funds to move out. Besides, you've helped me with my first evil final.

*shifts hips in catsuit and frowns* I'll make the trousers less tight, okay?

[thebeigeone]

*glares mutinously*

Why should I help you by allowing you to live in the TARDIS just because you're poor if you're going to turn evil on me? Please do not mention Turlough; that was an entirely different situation. He was evil to begin with and I tried to reform him. Honestly, Tegan, think these things through, would you?

[tegan_lj]

Fine then.

*twitches a smile*

I'll make the trousers tight...and leather.

[thebeigeone]

*continues glaring*

Even that won't change my decision, Tegan.

[tegan_lj]

Doc...

*walks forward, hips twitching, bends down to meet his eyes*

I'm still your friend, you know. I wouldn't ever do extensive evil to you. Really. Trust me. Only minor evil

We could have an evil...swinger pad. Have the Master over a bit...

*looks down* I really don't want to put you in leather...much

[thebeigeone]

*leans forward as much as possible*

Absolutely not.

I will have to thwart you if you go evil on me, you know. Even if it's only minor evil.

[tegan_lj]

Thwarting might be fun.

*smiles*

And you wouldn't have to go far. I call a truce during sleeping hours though. I need my beauty sleep.

Those white linen trousers look very nice.

[thebeigeone]

*snorts*

Is that supposed to mollify me?

[tegan_lj]

Yes. And I've given up being evil because my new bike has arrived. Does that make you happy?

I'm heading out on a galaxy tour.

And yes, those white linen pants look nicer than any leather I could have put on you, you know.

[thebeigeone]

Yes. Go out, have fun, enjoy yourself, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

*graciously* Thank you for admitting that, Tegan.

[tegan_lj]

...I can see your panty lines in them.

Would you like to come along? Won't be gone all that long. But I'll drive. You can have the sidecar.

[thebeigeone]

*frowns repressively*

No, no. I'm sure you'd like to have some time to yourself.

[tegan_lj]

I don't mind, Doc. Besides, when we get to the place, you can go off and do what you want if wish to. It's fun to have company on the bike. Besides, you'll be perfectly safe in the side car.

[thebeigeone]

I'm surprised you're even offering.

[tegan_lj]

*shrugs*

I do like to adventure with you and you don't often move the TARDIS these days. Besides, how can you crash the bike if you're safely in the sidecar?