About honeymoons, lovers and catsuits

[tegan_lj]

Am not sure about Beigey and Barb, but am glad that the two of them are happy. Wasn't quite sure that what Barb was doing wasn't legal in several systems, but Beigey has, admittedly, liked it. He thinks I won't let him live it down that he liked it, but what I won't let him live down is that he doesn't react at ALL when I touch him. I wonder if

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[thebeigeone]

*sourly*

That's a terrible evil laugh.

And these trousers chafe and I am distinctly not happy.

And if you must be evil, please go away so I can thwart you properly from a distance.

Hmph.

[barbarella69]

You think you're not happy, what about me? At least all that beige won't bleed off onto me since she has you in those very tight, very sexy pants...

*looks down* I think I can get us out of this mess if I can just *squirms a bit* get my hands on my MiniEM...

*sounds of Barry White fill the air*

Ummm, *squirms even more* wrong button...

[tegan_lj]

*laughs*

I'll go pop the popcorn now and take pictures.

[barbarella69]

Pictures?!

Now wait just one minute.

*fumbles with remote to miniEM*

This isn't fair!

*squirms against Beigey some more*

[tegan_lj]

All's fair in love and war!

*sound of popping corn*

[barbarella69]

War it is...

*sniffs air*

Is that buttered popcorn? Why is it you always pop corn when I'm restrained?

[tegan_lj]

Because it's fun to watch and I've got to have something to do with my hands.

[barbarella69]

*wriggles*

Oh I'm sure I could find something for you to grab...

*wriggles some more*

If I could get these knots untied that is.

[tegan_lj]

*snorts*

*unties the knots*

There, can you reach it easier now?

*shakes head, walks back to kitchen*

[barbarella69]

*reaches for popcorn as soon as hands are free*

*looks at Doctor*

I think he's gone into a coma. *looks at MiniEM* Its no wonder really, I cleared another Tetris screen.

*runs off to kitchen after Tegan*

Shopping?

[tegan_lj]

*looks out at Five, shakes head and looks at Barb* You have that ability, my dear...to leave them speechless...

[barbarella69]

*nibbles on more popcorn; looks over at Five*

The miniEM has that effect on some people. *smiles* Besides, if he's speechless, its because he's trying to think of the quickest route to his room so he can sulk.

*laughs lightly*

[tegan_lj]

I can't argue with that.

Cripes, but....*bites lip* Shouldn't he be running by now?

[barbarella69]

*looks slightly concerned*

Well I would have expected he'd at least move. Its good to know that some things remain a constant in the universe. The sun rises, water flows, and men fall asleep after any sexual stimulation... even Timelords.

*looks to Tegan*

Do you think we should check to make sure he's ok or just go shopping. I vote to go shop

[tegan_lj]

I'll wait here. You put your hand inside his pants. We'll see if he's awake.

[barbarella69]

*looks around*

Well at least there's nothing he can break here.

*reaches forward cautiously*

I suppose if its the only way...