Baby carrot, or, On the size of Benedict Cumberbatch's penis
I have over the past few months of being immersed in the Cumberfandom noticed a couple things: Benedict Cumberbatch has no package, and the interviews and reviews seem to imply that he has a small penis:
Ross: If you’re going to come out naked you want to be looking your best.
Cumberbatch: It’s a hard thing to ask in an air-conditioned theatre filled with 1,100 people.
"Benedict Cumberbatch's organ is not big. It isn't even medium. I'm afraid it is small and tapered, like a baby carrot." From a hilarious review of Frankenstein.)
James: See I would put a little note in the programme saying, "Would the audience please be aware that it is quite cold...
Benedict: It is quite cold! Yeah, well I'm not going to say what happens, but it is cold...
(from this interview)
Not that it matters. Not that I care. Just something that I noticed.
Ross: If you’re going to come out naked you want to be looking your best.
Cumberbatch: It’s a hard thing to ask in an air-conditioned theatre filled with 1,100 people.
"Benedict Cumberbatch's organ is not big. It isn't even medium. I'm afraid it is small and tapered, like a baby carrot." From a hilarious review of Frankenstein.)
James: See I would put a little note in the programme saying, "Would the audience please be aware that it is quite cold...
Benedict: It is quite cold! Yeah, well I'm not going to say what happens, but it is cold...
(from this interview)
Not that it matters. Not that I care. Just something that I noticed.