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[thirty-fourth quest | elegante (take two) | action/audio]

Jun 17, 2010 22:16

[Karis has gone exploring again, for lack of anything better to do. She's getting tired of simply boozing herself up everyday, believe it or not. She sulkily kicks her way through the field of flowers, making sure that she's leaving a nice trail of torn up plants and dirt. She comes to a quick stop with a start as she finds herself facing an open ( Read more... )

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[Audio] missgenresavvy June 17 2010, 19:02:41 UTC

[Well isn't that the most specific message Zoey's ever heard. Still, she's curious.]

Uhh... What are you talking about?

[Audio] teethofneedles June 17 2010, 19:24:01 UTC

This grave. It's not as... stiflin'... as I thought it would be.

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 17 2010, 23:45:54 UTC

[There's a startled pause]

Why the heck are you in a grave for?

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 04:54:31 UTC

I was curious.

Re: [Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 11:16:11 UTC

As someone who's had one foot in the grave more than a few times, I've gotta tell you, it's nothing special.

[Jokes aside, this conversation just got a little creepy]

Didn't anyone ever tell you? Graves are for the dead.

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 13:42:21 UTC

I've been dead for seven years. Well... undead, technically.

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 14:56:59 UTC

[There's a very long, awkward silence.]

That's... not a metaphor for anything, is it?

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 15:15:56 UTC

Nope. Died, brought back from the dead. Zombie now.

[Beat.]

...you're not one of them vitalists are you?

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 15:21:49 UTC

It depends on your definition of vitalists.

If you mean I like being alive, and don't want that to change any time soon, then yes. If not then... I don't know what you're talking about.

[At this point, Zoey's still a little disbelieving. This must be the person everyone's talking about. The zombie that she 'doesn't have to worry about.' She still expects the voice on the line to start snarling any second now.]

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 15:24:59 UTC

I mean bigoted 'gainst zombies. Duh.

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 15:35:23 UTC

Tchyeah. Could say that.

You guys don't exactly have a good track record. I mean, hey. I'm all for Zombie Civil rights. Too bad most of the ones who'd rally for that where I came from are .. oh yeah. Busy eating people.

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 15:47:08 UTC

Hey, we get hungry,

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 15:55:18 UTC

Well, word on the boat is you don't.

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 16:08:57 UTC

Not in general, no.

[Audio] missgenresavvy June 18 2010, 16:16:54 UTC

[Well that's not reassuring at ALL. Well... it's better than her outright saying 'yes' at least. She's rubbing her face, talking mostly to herself.]

This is so ridiculous, I can't believe I'm talking to one.

[Audio] teethofneedles June 18 2010, 16:21:04 UTC

Ohhh, so I guess I don't count as a person just 'cause I'm clinically dead.

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