Best Limerick Ever

Apr 22, 2005 02:45

There once was a man from Hong Kong
Who thought limericks were too long

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nerdy_thor April 22 2005, 15:00:40 UTC
Limerick back soon
Haiku is my main disease
Sad Flowers Bloom Dead

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POETRY-OFF! YOU GOT SERVED! teethcollector April 22 2005, 15:22:47 UTC
There once was a guy named Sean Hansen
Who wanted to take Jasmine out dancin'
He hoped his moves would woo her
Because he'd love to do her
But she was not in the mood for romancin'

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Re: POETRY-OFF! YOU GOT SERVED! nerdy_thor April 22 2005, 17:01:16 UTC

Shawn you made me sad
Jasmine is like glad flower
she'll bloom for me soon

I will do her soon
tap that ass hard, with rubber
My Disease not shared

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IT'S ON-- GHAZAL STYLE! teethcollector April 22 2005, 17:30:19 UTC
Genital warts stand as a silent testament
And loneliness stands as a silent testament
A condom is no protection at all for you
With HPV lurking as a new hidden testament
Jasmine will put her hand on you and turn away
Her silent hint a softly crushing testament
Race mixing in Indiana, unapproved by hicks
Hung not in the crotch but the neck; KKK a noisy testament
I wish you well in your luck, my friend
My approval a smiling silent testament

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IT'S ON- IN NO PARTICULAR STYLE nerdy_thor April 22 2005, 17:42:05 UTC
wow.
Big talk from a man
whose voices in his heads make up all his plans
is that a vacuum cleaner I hear?
oh wait it's your offspring,Debbie and Julie.

HPV would be an improvement for you
Like sex with horses?
Too bad your dad's secretly a jew.

As for my predicament,
unleashed by the first of a first
All I can say is that Jasmine won't get warts.
Condition passes in most except for the most of unlucky souls.
Out of my system? could be Don't even test me.

Besides all this, I'd just like to refresh
your memory and point out that Monica is carrying my twins.
They have HPV?
Maaabye

So think about this man with roots like a tree
next time you try to hide 7 knifes and taser
you better bring a laser gun,
or I'll chop off your tongue,your teeth and your firstborn son.
Too add to my teeth collection.

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