The Most Awesome Team in All of Existence!
List five characters you'd want on your side in any kind of trouble. Bonus points for assembling an "Action Team" with complementary skills. (Stole this from Cordy again ;D )
1. The Goddamn Batman- now I need to make it pretty clear this is balebat (or the comic batman if needs be) cuz the other movie ones suck in comparison and i'm pretty sure Senor Bale could kick plenty of ass, Batsuit or not. Batman has badass gadgets, is real rich IRL (some magazine pointlessly guessed he has about 6.4 billion dollars) and is known as 'The Worlds Greatest Detective' in the comics so thats pretty awesome! He also has a cockney butler in the form of Michael Cane! What more could you want? (pictured here as Bruce Wayne because my loins demanded it)
2. The Joker- On here because if he wasn't in my posse/ team he'd be interfering and trying to distract Batman from my teamly activities. He also is a friggen genius (if u disagree, re-watch The Dark Knight mofo and think about how overly complicated and detailed his 'chaos' is) and I could get him to kill anyone that pissed me off so i wouldn't feel any pesky guilt from murder and whatnot, as he has no qualms with doing so. He can also show me amazing magic tricks/ I can watch him try and make out with Batman when I get bored! Fun, fun, fun!
3. Sherlock (BBC)- Yeah so he's a bit of a pick, but hey, name a guy on my list that isn't! He's a BAMF that can deduce more from your jacket than a police squad can get from a room full of evidence. He also has smexy clothes, hair and the best...wait what would you call Watson? Sidekick? Assistant? Whatever he is he's great and i'm assuming he comes free with my Sherlock.
4. Eames (Inception)- Ok, not only is he a cocky mofo with a badass dress sense, he can like, break into your mind and mess out with it without you knowing! He can take information out of it or make you think whatever he wants you too! Pretty sweet, hu? Also on a slow day in the team headquarters (yes we would have headquarters) i would like to see him make Batman/ the Joker and Watson/ Sherlock happen via inception! He's a morally questionably guy (and sexually questionably) so i'm thinking i could get him to do it.
5. Harry Potter- Ok i know what your thinking "hey wait there are better wizards than Harry Potter! What you doing picking him, girl?" Well he may not be the best, (wait at the end of the last book didn't it say he was as he had all the deathly hallows? whatever, Dumbledore is still the best in my book) but he is the defiantly the luckiest! Think about it, not only did not die as a baby because his mum died for him or something, he also survived the same most evil wizard in the world again, like 5 times and eventually killed him WITHOUT USING A KILLING CURSE. If you look back on all these encounters, the way he survived was mostly by dumb luck and being in the right place at the right time! I want someone like that on my team! Although people who get close to him usually end up dead, so we might tell everyone that we don't really like him but have him in the team anyway! We can be two faced like that in my team :D
So in summary, I have Batman for the physical stuff *waggles eyebrows* and possibly the Joker if he gets restless, Sherlock to be the brains and again possibly the Joker, Eames to make people do my biding via mind f*ck (or you know, solve shizz) and Harry Potter to do magic and make sure none of us die due to his luck! Hurray! We rock!
1. The Goddamn Batman- now I need to make it pretty clear this is balebat (or the comic batman if needs be) cuz the other movie ones suck in comparison and i'm pretty sure Senor Bale could kick plenty of ass, Batsuit or not. Batman has badass gadgets, is real rich IRL (some magazine pointlessly guessed he has about 6.4 billion dollars) and is known as 'The Worlds Greatest Detective' in the comics so thats pretty awesome! He also has a cockney butler in the form of Michael Cane! What more could you want? (pictured here as Bruce Wayne because my loins demanded it)
2. The Joker- On here because if he wasn't in my posse/ team he'd be interfering and trying to distract Batman from my teamly activities. He also is a friggen genius (if u disagree, re-watch The Dark Knight mofo and think about how overly complicated and detailed his 'chaos' is) and I could get him to kill anyone that pissed me off so i wouldn't feel any pesky guilt from murder and whatnot, as he has no qualms with doing so. He can also show me amazing magic tricks/ I can watch him try and make out with Batman when I get bored! Fun, fun, fun!
3. Sherlock (BBC)- Yeah so he's a bit of a pick, but hey, name a guy on my list that isn't! He's a BAMF that can deduce more from your jacket than a police squad can get from a room full of evidence. He also has smexy clothes, hair and the best...wait what would you call Watson? Sidekick? Assistant? Whatever he is he's great and i'm assuming he comes free with my Sherlock.
4. Eames (Inception)- Ok, not only is he a cocky mofo with a badass dress sense, he can like, break into your mind and mess out with it without you knowing! He can take information out of it or make you think whatever he wants you too! Pretty sweet, hu? Also on a slow day in the team headquarters (yes we would have headquarters) i would like to see him make Batman/ the Joker and Watson/ Sherlock happen via inception! He's a morally questionably guy (and sexually questionably) so i'm thinking i could get him to do it.
5. Harry Potter- Ok i know what your thinking "hey wait there are better wizards than Harry Potter! What you doing picking him, girl?" Well he may not be the best, (wait at the end of the last book didn't it say he was as he had all the deathly hallows? whatever, Dumbledore is still the best in my book) but he is the defiantly the luckiest! Think about it, not only did not die as a baby because his mum died for him or something, he also survived the same most evil wizard in the world again, like 5 times and eventually killed him WITHOUT USING A KILLING CURSE. If you look back on all these encounters, the way he survived was mostly by dumb luck and being in the right place at the right time! I want someone like that on my team! Although people who get close to him usually end up dead, so we might tell everyone that we don't really like him but have him in the team anyway! We can be two faced like that in my team :D
So in summary, I have Batman for the physical stuff *waggles eyebrows* and possibly the Joker if he gets restless, Sherlock to be the brains and again possibly the Joker, Eames to make people do my biding via mind f*ck (or you know, solve shizz) and Harry Potter to do magic and make sure none of us die due to his luck! Hurray! We rock!