It has been a long day for a lot of people, I realize, so
here is a short scene from Sesame Street where Count Von Count teaches Liam Neeson to count like a vampire. I don't know whether my favorite part is the Count Von Count wearing a beret and discovering his inner diva director, or Liam Neeson trying to keep the monocle on his face.
It occurs to me that some of you fiends might also like to see an excerpt from the Muppet Show with
Miss Piggy sexually harassing Rudolf Nureyev in a steam room while they're wearing nothing but towels and singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside."
Oh, and while I'm on the Muppets, someone out there might not have seen them do "Bohemian Rhapsody,"
so here you are.