pathetic whine

[teenybuffalo]

I just did a task on Mechanical Turk, you guys

it was part of my ongoing attempt to try new things in order to branch out

you gotta be kidding me

now I have sunken lifeless eyes and I feel like someone whacked me on the head with an axe handle

ew ew ew fuck it was all URLs search engine optimization and Google results

fuckety shit turns out there are many millions of more boring jobs than my current day job

now I am going to complete my LinkedIn profile

by complete I mean start

No wonder I've been procrastinating about this shit

like, I know not all online task-based work is like Mechanical Turk, but still I'm discouraged from my nascent idea of industrious self-actualization through online editing/copywriting/content design, man that was boring

I never thought I'd have occasion to use the phrase "pixel-stained technopeasant wretch" of myself unironically, but there you go

pray for me

wait I'm an atheist well send good vibes please