My flag flies red at the topmast head, and at my foes I smile
Tomorrow is Talk Like A Pirate Day, and I didn't think to assemble a good costume or memorize any new songs, or even get the zippers fixed in my favorite pair of pirate boots. To quote the Bard, ARGHHHH!
Today at the Schmutter Barn, a series of customers bought giant three-cornered hats or eyepatches or just really loud shirts, and then admired themselves in the mirrors. I will probably content myself with a big hat from home and a lot of pirate jokes. People are always coming in to ask the staff at the cash register for change for the parking meters. I say, I say! Why do pirates get parking tickets? Because they give no quarter.
...hey, they don't all have to be gems. Let me know if you see any unusually grand displays of silliness for TLAPD.
--Bloody Teeny, Scourge of the Dorchester Shore Reservation
Today at the Schmutter Barn, a series of customers bought giant three-cornered hats or eyepatches or just really loud shirts, and then admired themselves in the mirrors. I will probably content myself with a big hat from home and a lot of pirate jokes. People are always coming in to ask the staff at the cash register for change for the parking meters. I say, I say! Why do pirates get parking tickets? Because they give no quarter.
...hey, they don't all have to be gems. Let me know if you see any unusually grand displays of silliness for TLAPD.
--Bloody Teeny, Scourge of the Dorchester Shore Reservation