Fic: Derek Hale: Original Failwolf (PG-13, Sterek)

Jul 05, 2014 14:44

Title: Derek Hale: Original Failwolf
Pairing/Characters: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, ensemble cast
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Words: ~ 4.1k
Spoilers: none
Warnings: Stiles is still in high school and in a relationship with Derek; his age isn't mentioned explicitly in the fic and it's open to interpretation whether Stiles is underage or not
Disclaimer: not mine
Notes: I started this over a year ago but never finished or posted it. But in honour of Derek winning a fight, I decided to clean it up a little and finally make it public. Be warned: this is utter crack with not an ounce of seriousness in this fic. Thanks to mizzy2k for encouraging me to post it and for fixing my typos. ♥
Summary: Stilinski and McCall were fully dressed now. Stilinski was waiting while McCall put on his shoes. Further into the room, Weird Creep was hiding behind a row of lockers. Only half his body was still visible. Clearly the guy operated on the old 'if I can't see it, it can't see me' school of stealth.

Coach Finstock looked back to the boys. McCall was still busy tying his shoes. Either he hadn't noticed or he was avoiding the coach - either was a distinct possibility. Stilinski had a 'lord give me strength' expression on and was shaking his head.

"Seriously?" Coach Finstock asked.

"Yeah," Stilinksi said. "Just... don't mention it. It's nothing weird, I swear."

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AKA 5 Times Derek Hale Tries (And Utterly Fails) To Be Stealthy and 1 Time He Totally Knows He Failed

read the fic on LJ or on AO3

genre: slash, character: allison argent, character: sheriff stilinsky, character: jackson whittemore, type: fanfiction, character: lydia martin, pairing: derek/stiles, character: stiles stilinski, character: isaac lahey, character: scott mccall, authors: s, character: chris argent, character: derek hale, word count: 1000-4999, character: dr deaton (vet), genre: humor, rating: pg13, character: erica reyes, character: boyd, genre: crack

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