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Title: Teenage Millionaire. Don't we all wish to be millionaires?
Perp Author: Green Gallant. This guys SAYS he's twenty years old...yeah right. Paragraphs of Doom? Yup.
Summary: The Teen Titans are invited into the house of the richest man in town Meletro Valaxeeys. Unaware that they've walked into a deadly trap which involves run off sentences like this [/end bad grammar]
Name(s): Meletro Valxeeys. ....? B-wha?
Species: Human.
Hair: I couldn't make it out seeing there are PARAGRAPHS OF DOOM.
Eyes: Look above.
Markings: N/A
Possessions: Nyaah...I can barely read this! Can you?
Origin: N/A
Connections to Canon: After beating up some bad guys, the TT just happen to accept a ride with a rich guy. Uhuh. Ever heard of never taking candy from strangers? Dodo brain...
Outfit: "A suit and a cape"
Power(s): Spells. OOOH.
Notes: This is actually a oneshot but it still is a Stu no matter what. Not much better than yesterday's Sue but at least not a PMS bitch with "gothikal powurz".
Pulling into the circle drive of the Valxeeys Estate the Titans are marveled by the magnificent white mansion. They walk through the big black doors, and into the vast hallway. On the walls are portraits of the Valxeeys family. Aligned with expensive imported furniture and priceless giant vases. Walking into the inner sanctum of the masterpiece mansion. What they saw before paled in comparison; this blows them out of the water. “It’s the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen.” Said Starfire. We get a 360 shot of the circular room. The two stories tall, wooden railings and floors. And hunter green walls. “Wow!” said Raven. “Dude!” said Beast Boy. “Moving on.” Said Valxeeys, tossing his cape around as he turned and walked off and they follow. Quite some time later they had completed the grand tour. They saw an indoor Olympic Swimming Pool, a game room complete with full scale Bowling Alley, a movie theater, music room with mega stereos. A restaurant, grand dinning room with a 40’ table, a Social Entertainment Room, the wine room, and exotic animals. Beast Boy took some offense to that but Valxeeys ignored him. And last but certainly not least his garage. More than 60 cars trucks, SUVs and motorcycles. This dude is so rich he has a bank added onto his home.
But something about this guys doesn’t sit right with Beast Boy, though he cant put his finger on it, there’s definitely something wrong here. As they walked through the 130-room mansion, they finally made it to the living room. But somebody’s missing, Robin looked around “Where’s Starfire?” “Huh? You mean she’s not here?” said Beast Boy. “She must have gotten side tracked, I’ll go look for her.” said Valxeeys and began to walk away. “Oh no you don’t!” said Beast Boy. “Is something the matter my dear boy?” he asked, “I coming too.” Said Beast. Valxeeys sighs, “Very well, please make yourselves at home.” He said, and they walk off together. Once they were past the big doors Beast Boy confronted him. “OK dude I don’t know what you up too but…” “Up too?” “Don’t play me that crap, your up to something I just know it! Star? Starfire were are you!” Valxeeys grabbed his wrist. “Hey let go of me! (Muffled) Titans!” and collapsed, “I really wish you didn’t make me resort to such drastic measures, but I can’t have you discovering my secret.” He put the cloth back in his pocket. Starfire walked through one of the rooms “Hello? Hello. Friends?” “Why Hello Starfire.” Said Valxeeys. “Mr. Valxeeys. Please where are my friends?” she asked. “There on the other side of the house.” He said calmly. “Show me the way.” she said. “Very well…” Starfire walked past him he stretched out his arm as if his hand was around her neck. She gasped and struggled to break free. “But not before I do this…” he put her under a hypnotic spell. Her arms fell to her sides completely relaxed.
Now that Valxeeys, has the Tamberian all to himself he moves in on her, she turns around and stands there. Valxeeys put his hands on her shoulders. He smiles revealing vampire fangs. He noticed that the armor she wears covers half her neck, he wouldn’t be able to bite her unless. “Starfire be a dear and remove your armor plating.” He said. Under the influence of his spell she reached behind and undid the fastening. The armor hit the floor, on the back of the green gem is Starfire’s tracer signal.
Title: Teenage Millionaire. Don't we all wish to be millionaires?
Perp Author: Green Gallant. This guys SAYS he's twenty years old...yeah right. Paragraphs of Doom? Yup.
Summary: The Teen Titans are invited into the house of the richest man in town Meletro Valaxeeys. Unaware that they've walked into a deadly trap which involves run off sentences like this [/end bad grammar]
Name(s): Meletro Valxeeys. ....? B-wha?
Species: Human.
Hair: I couldn't make it out seeing there are PARAGRAPHS OF DOOM.
Eyes: Look above.
Markings: N/A
Possessions: Nyaah...I can barely read this! Can you?
Origin: N/A
Connections to Canon: After beating up some bad guys, the TT just happen to accept a ride with a rich guy. Uhuh. Ever heard of never taking candy from strangers? Dodo brain...
Outfit: "A suit and a cape"
Power(s): Spells. OOOH.
Notes: This is actually a oneshot but it still is a Stu no matter what. Not much better than yesterday's Sue but at least not a PMS bitch with "gothikal powurz".
Pulling into the circle drive of the Valxeeys Estate the Titans are marveled by the magnificent white mansion. They walk through the big black doors, and into the vast hallway. On the walls are portraits of the Valxeeys family. Aligned with expensive imported furniture and priceless giant vases. Walking into the inner sanctum of the masterpiece mansion. What they saw before paled in comparison; this blows them out of the water. “It’s the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen.” Said Starfire. We get a 360 shot of the circular room. The two stories tall, wooden railings and floors. And hunter green walls. “Wow!” said Raven. “Dude!” said Beast Boy. “Moving on.” Said Valxeeys, tossing his cape around as he turned and walked off and they follow. Quite some time later they had completed the grand tour. They saw an indoor Olympic Swimming Pool, a game room complete with full scale Bowling Alley, a movie theater, music room with mega stereos. A restaurant, grand dinning room with a 40’ table, a Social Entertainment Room, the wine room, and exotic animals. Beast Boy took some offense to that but Valxeeys ignored him. And last but certainly not least his garage. More than 60 cars trucks, SUVs and motorcycles. This dude is so rich he has a bank added onto his home.
But something about this guys doesn’t sit right with Beast Boy, though he cant put his finger on it, there’s definitely something wrong here. As they walked through the 130-room mansion, they finally made it to the living room. But somebody’s missing, Robin looked around “Where’s Starfire?” “Huh? You mean she’s not here?” said Beast Boy. “She must have gotten side tracked, I’ll go look for her.” said Valxeeys and began to walk away. “Oh no you don’t!” said Beast Boy. “Is something the matter my dear boy?” he asked, “I coming too.” Said Beast. Valxeeys sighs, “Very well, please make yourselves at home.” He said, and they walk off together. Once they were past the big doors Beast Boy confronted him. “OK dude I don’t know what you up too but…” “Up too?” “Don’t play me that crap, your up to something I just know it! Star? Starfire were are you!” Valxeeys grabbed his wrist. “Hey let go of me! (Muffled) Titans!” and collapsed, “I really wish you didn’t make me resort to such drastic measures, but I can’t have you discovering my secret.” He put the cloth back in his pocket. Starfire walked through one of the rooms “Hello? Hello. Friends?” “Why Hello Starfire.” Said Valxeeys. “Mr. Valxeeys. Please where are my friends?” she asked. “There on the other side of the house.” He said calmly. “Show me the way.” she said. “Very well…” Starfire walked past him he stretched out his arm as if his hand was around her neck. She gasped and struggled to break free. “But not before I do this…” he put her under a hypnotic spell. Her arms fell to her sides completely relaxed.
Now that Valxeeys, has the Tamberian all to himself he moves in on her, she turns around and stands there. Valxeeys put his hands on her shoulders. He smiles revealing vampire fangs. He noticed that the armor she wears covers half her neck, he wouldn’t be able to bite her unless. “Starfire be a dear and remove your armor plating.” He said. Under the influence of his spell she reached behind and undid the fastening. The armor hit the floor, on the back of the green gem is Starfire’s tracer signal.