Ye Olde Times
Last night I was pondering about how much I hate this chick Leanne, when I had an amazing idea. But first I have to say that Leanne is a dumb ho that thinks I'm her best friend because Sean is going out with her "BFFZ" (WTF is the Z for?). And every ten minutes I say a joke or something and she hits my arm, so I threaten to burn her feet and she thinks I'm joking. What a tool. Kyle says she looks like a llama. I think she looks like a Marlon Brando/ Monkey Hybrid that ran into a brick wall.
Anyways, I was pondering how much I hated her when I realized how awesome it would be to Tar and Feather her! People should start doing that more. How many people would embrace the idea of Tar and feathering Will Lewis? Just imagine covering him in boiling tar and throwing feathers on him. That would be cool.
ALSO
When people carry around chains and brass knuckles etc., Why dont people ever mug other people with swords? You use shitty weapons like a chain or a dinky switchblade, but when was the last time you saw Tyrone mug someone with a badass Excalibur? If some black guy in NY held a sword to my throat and said "Give me thine wallet, ye haughty knave!" I would listen. Swords are more badass and if you disagree then your a douche and should be tarred and feathered.
Anyways, I was pondering how much I hated her when I realized how awesome it would be to Tar and Feather her! People should start doing that more. How many people would embrace the idea of Tar and feathering Will Lewis? Just imagine covering him in boiling tar and throwing feathers on him. That would be cool.
ALSO
When people carry around chains and brass knuckles etc., Why dont people ever mug other people with swords? You use shitty weapons like a chain or a dinky switchblade, but when was the last time you saw Tyrone mug someone with a badass Excalibur? If some black guy in NY held a sword to my throat and said "Give me thine wallet, ye haughty knave!" I would listen. Swords are more badass and if you disagree then your a douche and should be tarred and feathered.