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My personal unmentioned favorites of the week:
SEAN: Why are you so cynical?
JILL: Because Christmas is over, and now my soul is dying.
UNKNOWN CALLER: Hey, it's Torvald. I, um, heard that your gaping vagina holds, like, an army of crabs at bay.
"Ploughing Ass"
HOMELESS WILL: We should makeout!
ME: Can we ride the seals?
AQUARIUM LADY: No!
ME: Then can we make coats out of them?
CHIPS: (Pointing at the victim numbers/names at the Holocaust memorial) Hey, it's the matrix!
OBVIOUS SCAM ARTIST: My mother died of diabetes...
SEAN: Why are you so cynical?
JILL: Because Christmas is over, and now my soul is dying.
UNKNOWN CALLER: Hey, it's Torvald. I, um, heard that your gaping vagina holds, like, an army of crabs at bay.
"Ploughing Ass"
HOMELESS WILL: We should makeout!
ME: Can we ride the seals?
AQUARIUM LADY: No!
ME: Then can we make coats out of them?
CHIPS: (Pointing at the victim numbers/names at the Holocaust memorial) Hey, it's the matrix!
OBVIOUS SCAM ARTIST: My mother died of diabetes...