Nov 23, 2005 15:14
Jill and Ryan and I found this last night. It's from last year. BACKGROUND: Ryan used to like this girl Abby, so Sean and I made a screenname called "AbbyFabby10". Then, to make it more believable, we got Ryan Peterson (Ryan McDonald's friend) to run into our house all excited and tell Ryan M that Abby was online. As Sean and I sit at our computer laughing, we hear Ryan and Ryan scramble to the downstairs computer. The following is a conversation between Ryan (rjmac1O1) and Sean and I (abbyfabby10). Ryan is convinced that he is talking to Abby.
rjmac1O1: hey
rjmac1O1: its ryam m
abbyfabby10: who is this?:-*
abbyfabby10: o
abbyfabby10: i see
rjmac1O1: i think u have herd the news
abbyfabby10: who do you like?
rjmac1O1: u
abbyfabby10: aww... thats sweet of u
abbyfabby10: ur the news too
rjmac1O1: but remember what i say
abbyfabby10: and bob fahee
abbyfabby10: wat did you say
rjmac1O1: bob likes u
abbyfabby10: :-*
abbyfabby10: ino
rjmac1O1: :-)
abbyfabby10: promise u wont tell anyone?
abbyfabby10: i like someone
abbyfabby10: i have a big clitoris foryou
abbyfabby10: do you have a clitoris for me??
abbyfabby10: O:-)
abbyfabby10: hmmm??
abbyfabby10: :-*
rjmac1O1: yah
abbyfabby10: i cant stop thinking about you....
abbyfabby10: hehehe
rjmac1O1: same
abbyfabby10: *giggles*
rjmac1O1: uare hot
abbyfabby10: ryan....
abbyfabby10: thanks
abbyfabby10: u r too
rjmac1O1: THAT WAS RYAN PETERSON
abbyfabby10: u dont think im hot!
abbyfabby10: thats mean
rjmac1O1: I LIKE U
abbyfabby10: really
abbyfabby10: i think ur hot
rjmac1O1: I LIKE U LIKE U
abbyfabby10: am i hot?
rjmac1O1: YES
abbyfabby10: ryan.....
abbyfabby10: i want to suck ur pee pee.....
rjmac1O1: ABBY
rjmac1O1: I WILL LET YOU
rjmac1O1: is this bob or abby?
abbyfabby10: abby
abbyfabby10: one second
rjmac1O1: ok
abbyfabby10: my moms here
rjmac1O1: good
rjmac1O1: wait!
abbyfabby10: i will be right back
abbyfabby10: wat
abbyfabby10: never mind
abbyfabby10: i can stay
rjmac1O1: i like ur eyes
abbyfabby10: will u suck my coochie with your tongue
rjmac1O1: u are hot
rjmac1O1: i want to fuck u
abbyfabby10: whoa
abbyfabby10: thats gross
abbyfabby10: whats wrong with you!
rjmac1O1: that was r p
abbyfabby10: do you like my breast ryan?
abbyfabby10: are you offended?
abbyfabby10: am i going too fast??:-[
abbyfabby10: :-(
abbyfabby10: you dont like me, do you??
rjmac1O1: /
rjmac1O1: yes i like u
abbyfabby10: whatwould u do for me??
abbyfabby10: to prove u really like me....
abbyfabby10: to
abbyfabby10: *
rjmac1O1: i do
rjmac1O1: i am
rjmac1O1: enything
rjmac1O1: i will kiss u
abbyfabby10: where
rjmac1O1: on the mouth
abbyfabby10: i will put whip cream on me
abbyfabby10: whip cream is yummy
rjmac1O1: mice
abbyfabby10: ewww
abbyfabby10: i hate mice
rjmac1O1: i like icecream
abbyfabby10: with mice?
rjmac1O1: that was randy
abbyfabby10: o
abbyfabby10: whos that
rjmac1O1: i like the wip cream
abbyfabby10: o
abbyfabby10: i have homework to do
rjmac1O1: so
abbyfabby10: i have to write a 20 word essay
abbyfabby10: and a reaaaalllyy hard connect the dots worksheet
abbyfabby10: ill be back online later.
rjmac1O1: ttyl
abbyfabby10: Byebye
rjmac1O1: `i love you
abbyfabby10: maybe 9 30 or 9 45
rjmac1O1: do you want to go out with me
abbyfabby10: i dont love u, ur just my sex tool
abbyfabby10: just kidding
abbyfabby10: hehehe
abbyfabby10: :-*
abbyfabby10: luv ya
abbyfabby10: byebye
rjmac1O1: ok sexy
abbyfabby10: *kissies*
abbyfabby10: cya
abbyfabby10: eewww
abbyfabby10: u called me sexy
rjmac1O1: yes
abbyfabby10: thast soooooo gross
abbyfabby10: !
abbyfabby10: bye
abbyfabby10: cya
rjmac1O1: you called me sexy
abbyfabby10: thats different
abbyfabby10: toodles
rjmac1O1: no its not