College Essays can Suck my Dick
I am so fucking tired of college essays and how Mrs. Elliott keeps bugging me to make them funny, but my humor is satanic, to be frank, and I don't want to give an admissions lady a heart attack, presuming that she is going to let me in. I can make my essays clever and original, but I can't get funny. It's beginning to piss me off.
P.S. I need to write a 3 page essay for C.U. that tells me to describe my first day at college. I'm sure I can fit humor into that one, but I need to know what happens the first day of college. Help me.
P.S. I need to write a 3 page essay for C.U. that tells me to describe my first day at college. I'm sure I can fit humor into that one, but I need to know what happens the first day of college. Help me.