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Six days until Halloween. We have big plans for doing nothing, so something awesome is sure to happen. Last Halloween Pete and Kyle and I ran around the neighborhood and abused children. Good times... Anyone who can come home that weekend should probably do so.
ME: Dad, can you help me make my Dirty Backalley Abortion Costume?
DAD: Only when you finish your applications will I help you make a giant abortion costume.
He's such a responsible parent. He's being Mr. Hankey for Halloween.
ME: Dad, can you help me make my Dirty Backalley Abortion Costume?
DAD: Only when you finish your applications will I help you make a giant abortion costume.
He's such a responsible parent. He's being Mr. Hankey for Halloween.