Thank you, okcupid. Behold!
"Not now, my children, not now." The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)
People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.
You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.
Your exact opposite:
The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer
Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.
You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.
FLEE: The Sonnet, The Window Shopper
PURSUE: The Stiletto, The Peach, The Nymph
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
Ive never had a survey call me a dick in such flattering terms before. It makes me smile... ill find my playstation or peach one of these days, tho apparently according to this thing its gonna be battleaxe all the way.