yes, I know

[teenonfire4evil]

I am a very unfunny person.  I think I inherited my Dad's sense of humor... meaning that I tend to unload a barrage of pseudo-lame wisecracks at any and all occasions.  Particularly during moments of silence.  Its something I'm working on so bear with me.

Unfortunately, conversational topics upon which I feel I can contribute authoritatively are limited to:

1.  Brains
2.  Guns
3.  Computer games
4.  Materials engineering
5.  Inappropriate sex
6.  Dungeons and Dragons

Additional topics I can usually safely discuss with people who have no idea what they are talking about:

1.  Movies
2.  Philosophy/Religion
3.  Art
4.  Psychology/Sociology

Topics I've learned to avoid either because I have a limited understanding, or because my views are blatantly antisocial to the point of awkwardness:

1.  Politics :(
2.  Relationships :(
3.  Pets :(
4.  Music theory :(
5.  Pop culture :(
6.  Most literature :(