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ahhhh! school starts on monday!!! ahhhh!!! i dont have books or supplies or any idea where my classes are!!! ahhh!!! im not ready to grow up!! ahhhh!!! i havent paid my tuition yet!! ahhhh!!! i dont have a parking pass!!! ahhhh!!
yikes. father returns home today, mother the shrew returns on thursday or friday. i think its funny that she works 2 days a week and takes vacations maybe once a month. my father works 7 days a week and never does anything. she spends all of his money and bitches all day long. what a crappy wife.
napoleon dynamite is a fucking weird movie. except it totally ruled. very primo bagel post movie. hung out with hauer yesterday, there was minimal kung fu, but i liked what i saw. picked up adam and made him watch sex and the city. you can only watch that show with girls. there was one episode about the blow job tug of war and samantha says, "it makes me feel powerful, maybe im on my knees but i got 'em by the balls." there was no high five given, very sad. hung out with mike and bridget for a while, nick and gabi came over, too. they ate all of my food and drank all my soda. bitches.
today i trained bridget at the dollar tree. i actually had fun working there, we just fucked around for the most part. i dont know what im doing tonight, though. allie and jen drive by my house when im not there. thats creepy. and erotic.
gabi leaves in like 5 days. what the fuck am i going to do with myself? im taking applications for a new best friend. the only requirement is that you are sexy.
yikes. father returns home today, mother the shrew returns on thursday or friday. i think its funny that she works 2 days a week and takes vacations maybe once a month. my father works 7 days a week and never does anything. she spends all of his money and bitches all day long. what a crappy wife.
napoleon dynamite is a fucking weird movie. except it totally ruled. very primo bagel post movie. hung out with hauer yesterday, there was minimal kung fu, but i liked what i saw. picked up adam and made him watch sex and the city. you can only watch that show with girls. there was one episode about the blow job tug of war and samantha says, "it makes me feel powerful, maybe im on my knees but i got 'em by the balls." there was no high five given, very sad. hung out with mike and bridget for a while, nick and gabi came over, too. they ate all of my food and drank all my soda. bitches.
today i trained bridget at the dollar tree. i actually had fun working there, we just fucked around for the most part. i dont know what im doing tonight, though. allie and jen drive by my house when im not there. thats creepy. and erotic.
gabi leaves in like 5 days. what the fuck am i going to do with myself? im taking applications for a new best friend. the only requirement is that you are sexy.