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[teenagrfrommars]

ack, i hate today. i especially hate fireworks. the little fucker that lives across the street from me has been setting them off for about a week now. man, i really hate that kid. he rides a scooter up and down the street, beeping for hours. i cant decide who needs to get a life more, him or the person who must be sitting at home complaining about him while he does this (i.e. me). well ive got about 2 more weeks of sitting at home, wallowing in self pity. i take that back, i start working next week. ill finally have some money, a substantial amount for once. i wonder if they'll have to retrain me, i really hope not. i remember how to do it. theres a dent in my car and i honestly have no fucking clue how it got there. my parents dont believe me, they keep saying "are we going to get a call from the sheriff's dept about an accident? blah blah blah..." just because ive lied to them so many times in the past does not mean that im lying now. i guess some one must have hit my car in a parking lot. its such a minor dent, though. my dad asked me about it and i didnt really care, so i didnt go out to look. later he said that i must have known it was there if i didnt go out to look. if i explained that i didnt care or if i fabricated a confession, id be fucked either way. anyway...i was looking up different programs that usf offers and i decided that the most appealing major is "the liberal art of social and political thought." what the fuck could i do for a living with a degree in that? im sure ill change my mind after a while, but it seems pretty cool to me.

you know the principal from ferris bueller's day off? he lives in sarasota and he got arrested yesterday for not registering as a sex offender there. now we finally know the true reason why he spent the entire day searching mercilessly for ferris. i dont know why i care about this, i just think its really funny.