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I accidentally shaved the palm of my hand: blood glistening on the bus.
I'm not drunk enough; I didn't even get to mack on that one dude who bought me some drinks. He had great arms/a great body/now he is macking on other girls.
I know this because I called him.
Annnnnnnnyway my contacts are dry, I gotta take them out. ALSO GUYS I AM MOVING IN LESS THAN A WEEK, ok?
I'm not drunk enough; I didn't even get to mack on that one dude who bought me some drinks. He had great arms/a great body/now he is macking on other girls.
I know this because I called him.
Annnnnnnnyway my contacts are dry, I gotta take them out. ALSO GUYS I AM MOVING IN LESS THAN A WEEK, ok?