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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: why yes. when it's there.
Do you party a lot? How often?: nope, not really.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no, dont do drugs.
How often do you use the word "like" in an average hour?: um, i dont know.
Do you skip classes? How often?: i have like 3 times. that's all.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: nope
Do you steal?: clothes? money? food?: no sirree.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: um, nope.
Do you drool over celebrities?: DAN TRAPP! holy cow!
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not really, only when the golden girls are on lifetime! [or the fairly odd parents] and sometimes fuse!
Do you ever watch the News?: um, NO!
Do you even care about world issues?: sorry to say, but nope.
Do you read books often?: pretty much. i just procrastinate.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: um, i was.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes, mam.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: i have...
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: nope, not really.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: um, i get intrested in a lot of people. i really have a crush on some one though! :D
Do you cuss a lot?: depends...
Are you desperate to fit in?: dont really care. tehe, im a loser.
Are you intelligent?: um, haha. funny! yeah, i guess i could be if i actually gave a shit.
The Goth Stereotype (there is no such thing as a true goth, i, michael gash, wrote this. if you consider yourself a goth, please supply me with either one million clove cigarettes {because they are awesome| or give me a consistent definition of a goth)
Black lipstick?: nope
Black eyeliner?: sometimes
Black eyeshadow?: aw naw
Black trenchcoat?: tehehehe. yeah, sexy.
Black boots?: negative.
Black fishnets?: sure... i dont fish.
Black nail polish?: nope
Cigarettes?: no, only once in a while.
Heavy metal music?: sometimes.
Marilyn Manson?: only like one song.
Kittie: sure thang. sometimes.
Cradle of Filth?: never listened to them. ive heard of them.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: whats angst... no. im normally happy.
Do you like to be seen as: eh? come again.
Are you an intellectual?: whats an intellectual? um...
An atheist? heck no. i believe in God.
Horrible home life?: No, i love my home life. we may fight a little much.
Hopelessly depressed?: um, only like once or twice. that was boloni though.
Suffering with suicidal idealations? i dont get what you are asking me.
Self-mutilation?: noperz.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: asshole
Big black boots?: noperz
Mohawk?: nawww
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: um, no.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: VERY!
Wild hair colors?: nope
NOFX?: yep
Rancid?: yeah
jock section
Have you ever been on a diet?: yeah, it lasted for about 5 minutes :D
How much did you lose?: um shut the fuck up, eh?
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder: what?!
Make yourself throw up?: no, im not belemic you bitch.
Make-up?: yeahhh
Low-cut tops?: um, sometimes.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: um, thats none of your business. okey? im in a training bra, so shut up!
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: i dont know, do you?
Giggle a lot?: yes, i always laugh at something
What's the deal with boys?: some are no life prick dickless assholes that constantly act like they have a fucking dick up their ass and lie to your face (BITCHES! beat that)ehh, but then others can be awesome! :D
Thongs?: yep
Pretty bras?: yeah
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: huh?
Who's the weaker sex?: uhhh, what?
Are you a feminist?: can be when it comes to certain things. bugs- VERY! (icky) most other things like make-up hair etc.- somewhat
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: yeah baby
How often do you shave your legs?: um when i take a shower most of the time
How about your armpits?: check above
Are you emotional?: sometimes
Especially when on your period?: no, im a total bitch and get like 'i-want-to-kill-someone' angry. i have to take meds for it. D:
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: companionship
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal, bitch ass. tehe
Introvert or Extrovert?: whats that mean?
Popularity or Isolation?: either or
Unique or Loved?: both, dawn.
Understood or Individual?: understood, weenie.
You or Them?: um, who is them? i dont care. you pick ;D
Do you drink [alcohol]?: why yes. when it's there.
Do you party a lot? How often?: nope, not really.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no, dont do drugs.
How often do you use the word "like" in an average hour?: um, i dont know.
Do you skip classes? How often?: i have like 3 times. that's all.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: nope
Do you steal?: clothes? money? food?: no sirree.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: um, nope.
Do you drool over celebrities?: DAN TRAPP! holy cow!
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not really, only when the golden girls are on lifetime! [or the fairly odd parents] and sometimes fuse!
Do you ever watch the News?: um, NO!
Do you even care about world issues?: sorry to say, but nope.
Do you read books often?: pretty much. i just procrastinate.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: um, i was.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes, mam.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: i have...
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: nope, not really.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: um, i get intrested in a lot of people. i really have a crush on some one though! :D
Do you cuss a lot?: depends...
Are you desperate to fit in?: dont really care. tehe, im a loser.
Are you intelligent?: um, haha. funny! yeah, i guess i could be if i actually gave a shit.
The Goth Stereotype (there is no such thing as a true goth, i, michael gash, wrote this. if you consider yourself a goth, please supply me with either one million clove cigarettes {because they are awesome| or give me a consistent definition of a goth)
Black lipstick?: nope
Black eyeliner?: sometimes
Black eyeshadow?: aw naw
Black trenchcoat?: tehehehe. yeah, sexy.
Black boots?: negative.
Black fishnets?: sure... i dont fish.
Black nail polish?: nope
Cigarettes?: no, only once in a while.
Heavy metal music?: sometimes.
Marilyn Manson?: only like one song.
Kittie: sure thang. sometimes.
Cradle of Filth?: never listened to them. ive heard of them.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: whats angst... no. im normally happy.
Do you like to be seen as: eh? come again.
Are you an intellectual?: whats an intellectual? um...
An atheist? heck no. i believe in God.
Horrible home life?: No, i love my home life. we may fight a little much.
Hopelessly depressed?: um, only like once or twice. that was boloni though.
Suffering with suicidal idealations? i dont get what you are asking me.
Self-mutilation?: noperz.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: asshole
Big black boots?: noperz
Mohawk?: nawww
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: um, no.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: VERY!
Wild hair colors?: nope
NOFX?: yep
Rancid?: yeah
jock section
Have you ever been on a diet?: yeah, it lasted for about 5 minutes :D
How much did you lose?: um shut the fuck up, eh?
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder: what?!
Make yourself throw up?: no, im not belemic you bitch.
Make-up?: yeahhh
Low-cut tops?: um, sometimes.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: um, thats none of your business. okey? im in a training bra, so shut up!
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: i dont know, do you?
Giggle a lot?: yes, i always laugh at something
What's the deal with boys?: some are no life prick dickless assholes that constantly act like they have a fucking dick up their ass and lie to your face (BITCHES! beat that)ehh, but then others can be awesome! :D
Thongs?: yep
Pretty bras?: yeah
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: huh?
Who's the weaker sex?: uhhh, what?
Are you a feminist?: can be when it comes to certain things. bugs- VERY! (icky) most other things like make-up hair etc.- somewhat
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: yeah baby
How often do you shave your legs?: um when i take a shower most of the time
How about your armpits?: check above
Are you emotional?: sometimes
Especially when on your period?: no, im a total bitch and get like 'i-want-to-kill-someone' angry. i have to take meds for it. D:
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: companionship
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal, bitch ass. tehe
Introvert or Extrovert?: whats that mean?
Popularity or Isolation?: either or
Unique or Loved?: both, dawn.
Understood or Individual?: understood, weenie.
You or Them?: um, who is them? i dont care. you pick ;D