I'm not making any real ones, so hey...
In 2007, teena_chan resolves to...
Pay for my x-rated things on time.
Give up mary sues.
Go to the swords every month.
Ask my boss for a yaoi.
Spend less time on manga.
Take evening classes in magic.
>.> ...I already gave up Mary Sues, dammit. STFU. Also, I do not approve of spending less time on manga. Other than that, this works for me.