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The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody:
London: [London is talking to Mr Mosby] When will he learn that education and me just don't mix?
Maddie: It's education and I.
London: Hello, this isn't about you!
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Maddie: Stop making Jeff think you're fabulous. I want him to think *I'm* fabulous.
London: Is he rich?
Maddie: No, but he's sweet, kind, smart and funny.
London: Ew, loser, you can have him.
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London: [talking to two nuns] So what company do you two work for again?
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Maddie: [to the Twins] So I've re-arranged the candy bar, so tell me What draws your eye?
Zack Martin: You do, Sweet Thang!
Maddie: Please, some of this candy is older than you.
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Maddie: Hey, wanna watch the game?
London: Sure.
Maddie: Yo! Sal up some peanuts.
[peanut guy throws peanuts]
London: And caviar.
Maddie: [looks at London funny] Uhh... *normal* person.
London: Yo! Caviar!
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London: I'm not sure I like this tangerine!
Maddie: No, London. That's a tam*bour*ine. A tangerine is what the audience is going to throw at you.
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Zack Martin: While mom is being all girly with her boyfriend, she'll leave us alone.
Cody Martin: And she'll be happy!
Zack Martin: And we can play video games.
Cody Martin: And she'll be happy!
Zack Martin: And she won't make us make our beds!
Cody Martin: And she'll be happy!
Zack Martin: You're so selfish, can't you hink of anything else but mom's happiness?
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Tapeworm: [opens the closet to see that Zack and Cody are gone] Oh, no, there gone! They've been sucked into a black hole and are hurdling through time and space.
Max: Or they crawled through that vent.
Tapeworm: Now let's not get carried away.
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Zack Martin: I like the way you think, sweet thang!
Cody Martin: You like anything she thinks, desperate thang!
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Cody Martin: Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! It's a hideous monster, and it's coming this way!
Mr. Moseby: Boys, I can assure you there are no such things as monsters.
Zack Martin: Oh, yeah? Look!
Ilsa: [enters lobby] I'm back.
[Zach, Cody, Mr. Moseby & Carey scream]
Carey: Quick, get behind me, boys and don't look her in the mol... the eye!
[Mr. Moseby tries to hide, but ends up facing Ilsa]
Ilsa: Mr. Moseby.
Mr. Moseby: Ms. Schiklegoobermeyger.
Ilsa: Actually, since you had me fired from the Tipton organization, I've gotten married.
Carey: You're kidding.
Ilsa: No. My married name is Ilsa Schiklegoobermeyger-Vanhelsingdekeppeloogerhoffer.
Carey: You're kidding
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Maddie is carrying Ivana, London's dog, into London's suite]
Maddie: I'm sorry about the movie. I didn't know it was a cat flick.
[sees leaves on ground]
Maddie: What are all these leaves doing here?
Zack Martin: Don't come closer. You'll step on the trap I set for the jewel thieves.
Maddie: Have you two totally lost it?
Cody Martin: You're the one talking to a dog!
Maddie: And she agrees with me. You've lost it.
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Zack Martin: [to Cody] Well, if you're so smart, what's the capital of North Dakota?
Cody Martin: Bismarck.
Zack Martin: I thought Bismarck was in South Dakota.
Cody Martin: No, that's Pierre.
Zack Martin: So what's the capital of Wyoming?
Cody Martin: Cheyenne.
Zack Martin: Thanks, you just finished my homework.
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[Maddie tries to help the boys distract Serge, the concierge]
Maddie: [over the phone, with a funny accent] Hello? This is Princess Bappalappashamalamadingdong. Where is my llama milk?
Serge: Your husband said you wanted goat milk.
Maddie: My husband, Prince Bappalappashamalamadingdong is a ding-dong
The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody:
London: [London is talking to Mr Mosby] When will he learn that education and me just don't mix?
Maddie: It's education and I.
London: Hello, this isn't about you!
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Maddie: Stop making Jeff think you're fabulous. I want him to think *I'm* fabulous.
London: Is he rich?
Maddie: No, but he's sweet, kind, smart and funny.
London: Ew, loser, you can have him.
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London: [talking to two nuns] So what company do you two work for again?
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Maddie: [to the Twins] So I've re-arranged the candy bar, so tell me What draws your eye?
Zack Martin: You do, Sweet Thang!
Maddie: Please, some of this candy is older than you.
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Maddie: Hey, wanna watch the game?
London: Sure.
Maddie: Yo! Sal up some peanuts.
[peanut guy throws peanuts]
London: And caviar.
Maddie: [looks at London funny] Uhh... *normal* person.
London: Yo! Caviar!
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London: I'm not sure I like this tangerine!
Maddie: No, London. That's a tam*bour*ine. A tangerine is what the audience is going to throw at you.
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Zack Martin: While mom is being all girly with her boyfriend, she'll leave us alone.
Cody Martin: And she'll be happy!
Zack Martin: And we can play video games.
Cody Martin: And she'll be happy!
Zack Martin: And she won't make us make our beds!
Cody Martin: And she'll be happy!
Zack Martin: You're so selfish, can't you hink of anything else but mom's happiness?
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Tapeworm: [opens the closet to see that Zack and Cody are gone] Oh, no, there gone! They've been sucked into a black hole and are hurdling through time and space.
Max: Or they crawled through that vent.
Tapeworm: Now let's not get carried away.
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Zack Martin: I like the way you think, sweet thang!
Cody Martin: You like anything she thinks, desperate thang!
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Cody Martin: Mr. Moseby! Mr. Moseby! It's a hideous monster, and it's coming this way!
Mr. Moseby: Boys, I can assure you there are no such things as monsters.
Zack Martin: Oh, yeah? Look!
Ilsa: [enters lobby] I'm back.
[Zach, Cody, Mr. Moseby & Carey scream]
Carey: Quick, get behind me, boys and don't look her in the mol... the eye!
[Mr. Moseby tries to hide, but ends up facing Ilsa]
Ilsa: Mr. Moseby.
Mr. Moseby: Ms. Schiklegoobermeyger.
Ilsa: Actually, since you had me fired from the Tipton organization, I've gotten married.
Carey: You're kidding.
Ilsa: No. My married name is Ilsa Schiklegoobermeyger-Vanhelsingdekeppeloogerhoffer.
Carey: You're kidding
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Maddie is carrying Ivana, London's dog, into London's suite]
Maddie: I'm sorry about the movie. I didn't know it was a cat flick.
[sees leaves on ground]
Maddie: What are all these leaves doing here?
Zack Martin: Don't come closer. You'll step on the trap I set for the jewel thieves.
Maddie: Have you two totally lost it?
Cody Martin: You're the one talking to a dog!
Maddie: And she agrees with me. You've lost it.
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Zack Martin: [to Cody] Well, if you're so smart, what's the capital of North Dakota?
Cody Martin: Bismarck.
Zack Martin: I thought Bismarck was in South Dakota.
Cody Martin: No, that's Pierre.
Zack Martin: So what's the capital of Wyoming?
Cody Martin: Cheyenne.
Zack Martin: Thanks, you just finished my homework.
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[Maddie tries to help the boys distract Serge, the concierge]
Maddie: [over the phone, with a funny accent] Hello? This is Princess Bappalappashamalamadingdong. Where is my llama milk?
Serge: Your husband said you wanted goat milk.
Maddie: My husband, Prince Bappalappashamalamadingdong is a ding-dong