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Heres some blink 182...
I know a guy
he has sex with his sister
he used his dick to pop her
four foot blister and i know
its not that cool
he fucker her in my swimming pool
hes got three testicles and
he likes to d-a-sh-ff-aahs do shit
-FUUUCK YEAH!!!
...hey howcome every time we say a joke it has to be about fucking sex, masterbation, incest, or anything gross like that you know?
-what else is there in the world
-theres nothng else to TALK ABOUT!
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-You have got giant boobs and i doubt ur 18. Do you have a note from your mom? I wanna meet your mom.
-HEY! PUT THOSE 13 YEAR OLD BOOBS AWAY!...If i wanted to see 13 year old boobs i'd hang out by the junior high like my dad does!
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-Just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex, dont we mark...that we do...so marks gunna tell you about safe sex
-Ill tell ya about the safest form of sex! Its when you get super drunk and you have sex with like 10 other people totally unprotected while doing intravenous drugs!
...no...its not true
-yeah you need to carry a weapon!
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It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
from your moooooooom
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-You know whats the best thing about true love?
-The oral sex?
-The oral sex.
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thats enough of that.
hows everyone doin?
i had an alright day if anyone cares
I went to norwalk yesterday for new years
It was great
we watched Say Anything which is a chick flick sorta but i cant deny an 80's movie
I was hanging out with Jill and B till 5 in the morning while i practiced BASS
we talked about the best moments of our lives and they were both were like
"He's so sweet!" or "he's so cute!" cuz I kept talking about sara
then i went to my grandparents house where i got to see my cousin
She was all drowsy cuz of all the medication shes on from MS and she had one of those IV thingies
Then she passed out on the couch
...it was fun...
I would talk about it more but i dont wanna get depressed
She doesnt want me to worry about her though...neways
I spent the rest of the day messin around on the computer doin nothing...again
hahaha
now for more BLINK182...
-You know what i learned in 5th grade?!
-what ur dad has a bent wiener?
-my dads wiener was bigger than mine and...still is...
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-If i were a girl every time i went to the gynecologist i would fake an orgasm!
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-How many of you boyfriends have girlfriends and how many of you girlfriends have guyfriends?
I hope your not having SEX!
-AND MORE IMPORTANTLY how many of you girlfriends have girlfriends
-because we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas
-the most special kind of love is the love that exists between two naked women while i watch
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Take off your pants
DAD
your penis is the biggest thing
my butts ever had
and i knoooow
it feels sooo goood
shut your fucking face uncle fuckerrrrr
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-we need her to put her shirt back on...my boner just died
I had a boner and it went away
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-heads up 7 up?
every put ur heads down and if i walk by and put my finger in ur butt ur the one
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Blink 182
Give Me One Good Reason
Mom and dad they quite don't understand it,
all the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose,
and walk around in torn pantyhose, oh yeah
i like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock
i like the the kids who fight against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care,
it's cool when this piss people off with what they wear, oh yeah
So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend,
They don't want to and don't fit in
Hate the jocks, the preps, the hippie fuckin scumbags
Heavy metalers with their awful pussy hair bands
counting seconds until we can get away,
ditching school almost every single day, oh yeah
So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend,
They don't want to and don't fit in
So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend,
They don't want to and don't fit in
if i were as cool as blink 182 i wonder what id b like
not a virgin for one thing
id have ALL ur mom's numbers
and maybe i wouldnt have been cheated on by 2 different girls
and i wouldnt have to sit next to mike while he makes out with his german! AHHH!!! GO AWAY!!!
geez, you'd think they wouldnt do it in front of our parents
"Thats the most glorious rainbow ive ever seen!"
"OH! Do me on it!"
(anchorman kicks ass)
If Blink 182 knew me i would cream my pants evry moring thinking about it
We would hang out and they would teach me BASS and I could help em write songs even though i would suck
...
I miss sara
And im a loser cuz i say that alot, i know, im not getting obsessed
im just excited now
she beter get back soon
geez, cant take it, shes so cool
I think ive written enough...woa geez...more than enough
leave me comments or decide to not want to read all that.
Either way is good
I know a guy
he has sex with his sister
he used his dick to pop her
four foot blister and i know
its not that cool
he fucker her in my swimming pool
hes got three testicles and
he likes to d-a-sh-ff-aahs do shit
-FUUUCK YEAH!!!
...hey howcome every time we say a joke it has to be about fucking sex, masterbation, incest, or anything gross like that you know?
-what else is there in the world
-theres nothng else to TALK ABOUT!
--------------------------------------------
-You have got giant boobs and i doubt ur 18. Do you have a note from your mom? I wanna meet your mom.
-HEY! PUT THOSE 13 YEAR OLD BOOBS AWAY!...If i wanted to see 13 year old boobs i'd hang out by the junior high like my dad does!
--------------------------------------------
-Just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex, dont we mark...that we do...so marks gunna tell you about safe sex
-Ill tell ya about the safest form of sex! Its when you get super drunk and you have sex with like 10 other people totally unprotected while doing intravenous drugs!
...no...its not true
-yeah you need to carry a weapon!
--------------------------------------------
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
from your moooooooom
--------------------------------------------
-You know whats the best thing about true love?
-The oral sex?
-The oral sex.
--------------------------------------------
thats enough of that.
hows everyone doin?
i had an alright day if anyone cares
I went to norwalk yesterday for new years
It was great
we watched Say Anything which is a chick flick sorta but i cant deny an 80's movie
I was hanging out with Jill and B till 5 in the morning while i practiced BASS
we talked about the best moments of our lives and they were both were like
"He's so sweet!" or "he's so cute!" cuz I kept talking about sara
then i went to my grandparents house where i got to see my cousin
She was all drowsy cuz of all the medication shes on from MS and she had one of those IV thingies
Then she passed out on the couch
...it was fun...
I would talk about it more but i dont wanna get depressed
She doesnt want me to worry about her though...neways
I spent the rest of the day messin around on the computer doin nothing...again
hahaha
now for more BLINK182...
-You know what i learned in 5th grade?!
-what ur dad has a bent wiener?
-my dads wiener was bigger than mine and...still is...
--------------------------------------------
-If i were a girl every time i went to the gynecologist i would fake an orgasm!
--------------------------------------------
-How many of you boyfriends have girlfriends and how many of you girlfriends have guyfriends?
I hope your not having SEX!
-AND MORE IMPORTANTLY how many of you girlfriends have girlfriends
-because we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas
-the most special kind of love is the love that exists between two naked women while i watch
--------------------------------------------
Take off your pants
DAD
your penis is the biggest thing
my butts ever had
and i knoooow
it feels sooo goood
shut your fucking face uncle fuckerrrrr
--------------------------------------------
-we need her to put her shirt back on...my boner just died
I had a boner and it went away
--------------------------------------------
-heads up 7 up?
every put ur heads down and if i walk by and put my finger in ur butt ur the one
--------------------------------------------
Blink 182
Give Me One Good Reason
Mom and dad they quite don't understand it,
all the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose,
and walk around in torn pantyhose, oh yeah
i like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock
i like the the kids who fight against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care,
it's cool when this piss people off with what they wear, oh yeah
So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend,
They don't want to and don't fit in
Hate the jocks, the preps, the hippie fuckin scumbags
Heavy metalers with their awful pussy hair bands
counting seconds until we can get away,
ditching school almost every single day, oh yeah
So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend,
They don't want to and don't fit in
So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend,
They don't want to and don't fit in
if i were as cool as blink 182 i wonder what id b like
not a virgin for one thing
id have ALL ur mom's numbers
and maybe i wouldnt have been cheated on by 2 different girls
and i wouldnt have to sit next to mike while he makes out with his german! AHHH!!! GO AWAY!!!
geez, you'd think they wouldnt do it in front of our parents
"Thats the most glorious rainbow ive ever seen!"
"OH! Do me on it!"
(anchorman kicks ass)
If Blink 182 knew me i would cream my pants evry moring thinking about it
We would hang out and they would teach me BASS and I could help em write songs even though i would suck
...
I miss sara
And im a loser cuz i say that alot, i know, im not getting obsessed
im just excited now
she beter get back soon
geez, cant take it, shes so cool
I think ive written enough...woa geez...more than enough
leave me comments or decide to not want to read all that.
Either way is good