Sometimes you hear the funniest stuff in dreams...
A story told by someone in my dream last night:
"It was back a few years ago now that there was a sort of pretty, flowey dress that was extremely popular with the ladies. It seemed that everywhere you go, you saw at least one or two women wearing one. Well, one evening I was eating at a fancy restaurant, and I found myself sitting next to an extremely pretty young woman.
At one point, I got up from the table and left my napkin on the seat. When I returned, I sat down and, fearing I had something on my mouth - and wanting to make a good impression on our hosts - I reached for what I thought was my napkin and wiped my mouth off.
I glanced to the side towards the extremely pretty girl, and was shocked to see an expression of outrage on her face! She was glaring at me as if I had performed some greivous sin. Curious as to what I could have done, I asked her what was wrong. And she said:
'you're using MY napkin!'
And then she stormed out of the restaurant."
"It was back a few years ago now that there was a sort of pretty, flowey dress that was extremely popular with the ladies. It seemed that everywhere you go, you saw at least one or two women wearing one. Well, one evening I was eating at a fancy restaurant, and I found myself sitting next to an extremely pretty young woman.
At one point, I got up from the table and left my napkin on the seat. When I returned, I sat down and, fearing I had something on my mouth - and wanting to make a good impression on our hosts - I reached for what I thought was my napkin and wiped my mouth off.
I glanced to the side towards the extremely pretty girl, and was shocked to see an expression of outrage on her face! She was glaring at me as if I had performed some greivous sin. Curious as to what I could have done, I asked her what was wrong. And she said:
'you're using MY napkin!'
And then she stormed out of the restaurant."