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[teeheepenis]

Sasuke-kuuun~ ♥

As promised, I talked to the dickless wonder about your sex life.
He tells me you're terrible in bed and your lack of manly bits rivals even that of his own.

Which explains why you were so shy to talk about it.

...

But you know...

There are strap-ons for these types of situations ♥

Comments

[fratri_cide]

...None of that is true. Ass.

[teeheepenis]

I heard it all from very reliable resources ♥

[fratri_cide]

Naruto is not a reliable resources.

[teeheepenis]

♥♥♥

[fratri_cide]

...

[teeheepenis]

If you're really that paranoid, I could always come over and help you search for... it ♥ I've got a magnifying glass if we need

[fratri_cide]

Not that you need to know, but I'm confident in my size. So shut up.

[teeheepenis]

I'll believe it when I see it.

[fratri_cide]

I'll pass. You'd die of jealousy, and the staff here is pissed at me all ready.

[teeheepenis]

Jealous? I doubt it :) ♥

[fratri_cide]

Don't. Ask Naruto. Wait, no. Don't. He's a dumbass.

[teeheepenis]

I shall

[cheeky_fox]

HEY! I can read that, you ass!

[fratri_cide]

...Just make me look good, all right? Sai is pissing me off.

[cheeky_fox]

*groan* Do I have to?

[fratri_cide]

Yes.