Pulled this from
www.textsfromlastnight.com (new fav. website by the way. I recommend.) this made me laugh really hard. Had to share...
(480): The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag