10:20:04: RT @margaretcho: Album drops today!!!!!!!
11:04:33: RT @RoryRazon: Dear My Blu-ray Player, There is, in fact a disc inside of you. Stop lying.
11:05:36: RT @benpatrick90069: RT @ thegodofcarnage My Dad thinks Anna Nicole Smith married Thurgood Marshall... #fail
11:35:54: RT @ThePandoraBoxx: Awww! RT @JohnPolly_Logo: @ ThePandoraBoxx is like a life coach, drag mama and big girl's BFF! Vote for her for #Drag ...
11:35:58: RT @joereid: Passing out. RT @ richarddeitsch CBS just announced it will broadcast some of the U.S Open tennis tournament in 3-D.
11:36:19: RT @Disalmanac: FACT: If you own a Living Bible, you need to clean out its litter box once in a while.
11:36:52: In the past 5 minutes, I found out that my dad doesn't know what "redundant" means and he calls his Wii "The Wii Machine."
11:41:31: Holy balls, apparently EVERYONE is going to Miss Club WI this Saturday. Or so says Facebook, which is obviously gospel.
12:05:01: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1995, Microsoft released Windows 95. It was a huge advance over the previous Windows, with over 60% more suck.
12:12:54: RT @rainnwilson: I'm all for science when it doesn't conflict with my political or religious views.
12:23:11: RT @TheAdvocateMag: Diaz Sr. Blurs Church and State Lines: Antigay New York state lawmaker and Pentecostal minister Ruben Diaz S... http ...