land of the lost
ive been thinking about the know knothing family zircus zideshow and their band black santa. if you were to go to hell and visit a brothel inhabited solely by demon clown vixens then this would be the music played by the chained gimps... *sigh with eyes misted by halycon moisture*
i tried to do a sex show as their opening act when they played at the iag. it was disastrous! to have your partner run from the stage and leave you all alone with about 80 people waiting for SOME kind of show... my phallus and i are on great terms but that was just too much pressure and no amount of coaxing would convince him otherwise. oh well, i did develop a crush from the later clown commiseration.
my momma would say im too twisted for color tv.
ive been working third shift at home depot in vinnings and i have to say its pretty much rocks. could you imagine a customer service situation where a man asks, in all honesty, if you serve chicken wings.... he thought there was a snack bar. yes!!! we serve all kinds here, especially cranked out suburban widows with lots of money and horny landscapers to help out with 9:50pm mulch shopping binges.
it can happen people. believe it.
but its nice to have stability in my finances for once. if you are wondering the lady and i are doing great, although we are slightly nervous about the wedding. its not that we are nervous about getting married but its the whole wedding thing in general, what if we screw up and all of our friends show up and all i have to give them are hotdogs and twinkies? or what if this, or that, i had no idea there were so many fucking details to getting married.
did you know that there are 2 billion seperate and completely arbitrary traditions that are tied into weddings and are not valid, so dont sworry about a social fAUX PAs, unless someone remembers them and then its a mad scvramble to find a suitable frame because you HAVE to have a picture of the rings ON the hands and NO you can not just tack it on the wall nor will scotch tape suffice... ive done research.
actually, all ranting aside im just being silly. im venting my own nervousness about being a bad host at what is to me a celebration of my love for kathleen and a party for all those who choose to show up and celebrate with me.
who loves ya baby?
TedNation
i tried to do a sex show as their opening act when they played at the iag. it was disastrous! to have your partner run from the stage and leave you all alone with about 80 people waiting for SOME kind of show... my phallus and i are on great terms but that was just too much pressure and no amount of coaxing would convince him otherwise. oh well, i did develop a crush from the later clown commiseration.
my momma would say im too twisted for color tv.
ive been working third shift at home depot in vinnings and i have to say its pretty much rocks. could you imagine a customer service situation where a man asks, in all honesty, if you serve chicken wings.... he thought there was a snack bar. yes!!! we serve all kinds here, especially cranked out suburban widows with lots of money and horny landscapers to help out with 9:50pm mulch shopping binges.
it can happen people. believe it.
but its nice to have stability in my finances for once. if you are wondering the lady and i are doing great, although we are slightly nervous about the wedding. its not that we are nervous about getting married but its the whole wedding thing in general, what if we screw up and all of our friends show up and all i have to give them are hotdogs and twinkies? or what if this, or that, i had no idea there were so many fucking details to getting married.
did you know that there are 2 billion seperate and completely arbitrary traditions that are tied into weddings and are not valid, so dont sworry about a social fAUX PAs, unless someone remembers them and then its a mad scvramble to find a suitable frame because you HAVE to have a picture of the rings ON the hands and NO you can not just tack it on the wall nor will scotch tape suffice... ive done research.
actually, all ranting aside im just being silly. im venting my own nervousness about being a bad host at what is to me a celebration of my love for kathleen and a party for all those who choose to show up and celebrate with me.
who loves ya baby?
TedNation