Sometimes it's great to be Scottish
Where else would you see this on a newspaper billboard?
The indignity of it all! At jihad school, our bumbling would-be terrorist chums are taught that a successful suicide mission will result in an eternity in paradise, where their every need will be attended to by 72 virgins.
At no point, I'm guessing, are they offered the alternative outcome: That they might instead end up rolling around, on fire, being kicked in the balls by angry Scotsmen.
I suspect we'd have far fewer militants if that little detail were more widely known.
The indignity of it all! At jihad school, our bumbling would-be terrorist chums are taught that a successful suicide mission will result in an eternity in paradise, where their every need will be attended to by 72 virgins.
At no point, I'm guessing, are they offered the alternative outcome: That they might instead end up rolling around, on fire, being kicked in the balls by angry Scotsmen.
I suspect we'd have far fewer militants if that little detail were more widely known.