Jared, my love

Oct 14, 2004 14:33

[01-25] [17:45:08] The Flat Hat: Panda meat.
[01-25] [17:45:29] EDITOL: Sexy feet.
[01-25] [17:45:51] The Flat Hat: Whole wheat
[01-25] [17:46:04] EDITOL: Mis treat
[01-25] [17:46:11] The Flat Hat: Meet 'n greet.
[01-25] [17:46:20] EDITOL: Sounds sweet
[01-25] [17:46:40] The Flat Hat: But incomplete
[01-25] [17:46:48] EDITOL: Be discrete
[01-25] [17:47:14] The Flat Hat: Be excrete
[01-25] [17:47:23] EDITOL: Are you replete?
[01-25] [17:47:32] The Flat Hat: with jerked meet
[01-25] [17:47:44] The Flat Hat: Even jerked meat
[01-25] [17:47:52] EDITOL: Some big teat.
[01-25] [17:48:10] The Flat Hat: Repeat?
[01-25] [17:48:23] EDITOL: Don't make me you beat
[01-25] [17:48:51] The Flat Hat: Is that a threat?
[01-25] [17:48:55] The Flat Hat: Damnit, I fucked up.
[01-25] [17:49:07] EDITOL: That doesn't work, just bleat.
[01-25] [17:51:24] EDITOL: Faster, Uncle Pete.
[01-25] [17:51:47] The Flat Hat: Believe it or not, in addition to snow, we've got sleet.
[01-25] [17:52:06] EDITOL: You soiled my sheet.
[01-25] [17:52:15] The Flat Hat: You and I are a few of the elite.
[01-25] [17:52:29] EDITOL: lol, you make me complete.
[01-25] [17:52:46] The Flat Hat: *nod* I feel the heat.
[01-25] [17:53:16] EDITOL: That's quite a feat.
[01-25] [17:53:26] The Flat Hat: Pat my seat?
[01-25] [17:53:50] EDITOL: Only if you try this choice flank meat.
[01-25] [17:54:04] EDITOL: With this ash two-by-eight
[01-25] [17:54:04] The Flat Hat: In the words of the mighty Axle, "Eat."
[01-25] [17:54:30] The Flat Hat: Eight doesn't rhyme! You cheat!
[01-25] [17:56:03] EDITOL: It does. I'm neat.
[01-25] [17:56:37] EDITOL: It rhymes in the Midwest, where we're all l33t.
[01-25] [17:57:16] The Flat Hat: If you'd like to take it back, you've to one chance to it delete.
[01-25] [17:58:45] EDITOL: Your name in a French accent = Jareet.
[01-25] [17:59:20] The Flat Hat: When you play Ultimate, do you wear cleats?
[01-25] [18:00:34] EDITOL: The Spanish Armada? Mega-big fleet.
[01-25] [18:02:14] The Flat Hat: The Virginia Company? Major player on Wall Street
[01-25] [18:02:34] EDITOL: Last weekend, I shot some skeet.
[01-25] [18:02:48] The Flat Hat: Face it, TEDITOL. You can't compete. Retreat!
[01-25] [18:05:05] EDITOL: And ready still past kisses to outnumber
At tender eye-dawn of aurorean love:
The winged boy I knew;
But who wast thou, O happy, happy dove?
His Psyche true!
-Keats
[01-25] [18:05:38] The Flat Hat: Very clever! *sigh* I can't but admit defeat.
[01-25] [18:08:43] EDITOL: I proclaim thou Head Deadbeat.
[01-25] [18:16:47] EDITOL: O my son, I must go eat. Anon, I shalt thou greet.
[01-25] [18:17:27] The Flat Hat: There are no words left, dick.
[01-25] [18:18:29] EDITOL: Never heard of a bog filled with peat?
[01-25] [18:18:59] The Flat Hat: Hmm, no. But, as my mom just pointed out, there is such a thing as a double pleat.
[01-25] [18:19:26] The Flat Hat: And, in conclusion, this whole affair has been a treat.
[01-25] [18:20:21] EDITOL: I'm almost in love with William Butler Yeats
[01-25] [18:21:27] EDITOL: Bulls World Champions, Three-peat!
[01-25] [18:21:42] The Flat Hat: Now you're starting to yourself repeat.
[01-25] [18:22:41] EDITOL: Speak for yourself, eat my shit.
[01-25] [18:25:06] The Flat Hat: For you? I'm going to write a piano suite.
[01-25] [18:25:39] EDITOL: That well may be, I'll play it here, I have a piano in my suite.
[01-25] [18:26:17] The Flat Hat: He's too clever, Jared. Look at him--he's full of conceit.
[01-25] [18:27:19] EDITOL: You probably think I'm going to now write deceit, but you're wrong. That would be too easy. I'm above all this. I can come up with my own.

...deceit.
[01-25] [18:28:44] The Flat Hat: lol, so predictable, rockin' robin. Tweet--tweedley deet.
[01-25] [18:29:59] EDITOL: You cheat again, that was my next one. I was going to suggest that you consume DEET.
[01-25] [18:30:29] The Flat Hat: Well, tweet, deet...they flow together--they're not discreet.
[01-25] [18:31:20] EDITOL: I used that, you (bastard). I have to go harvest my crop of beet.
[01-25] [18:32:25] The Flat Hat: You used discrete.
[01-25] [18:32:26] The Flat Hat: Fageet.
[01-25] [18:32:44] EDITOL: Have you ever been to California? They have great coffee at Peet's.
[01-25] [18:33:38] EDITOL: Stop this, I entreat!
[01-25] [18:35:37] The Flat Hat: Indeed, our list of words is beginning to deplete.
[01-25] [18:36:17] EDITOL: http://homesolutionsnews.com/rbdocs/uk/veet/bush/index.html
Check it out, it may help you get a message across. The company? Veet.

[01-25] [18:37:20] The Flat Hat: So we're going to play it like that, eh? http://www.eetcorp.com/ EET.
[01-25] [18:37:50] EDITOL: You cheat. Mine's relevant, at least.
[01-25] [18:38:04] The Flat Hat: Now pack your bags and give me my receipt.
[01-25] [18:38:45] EDITOL: You pack my bags and in it you put...my bikini *tsk*.
[01-25] [18:39:56] The Flat Hat: Judges? Tsking? I object--and I think my grounds are concrete.
[01-25] [18:41:01] EDITOL: This isn't Jeopardy, and you're not Alex Trbek (I hope). Now stand still while I, all over you, externally secrete.
[01-25] [18:44:10] EDITOL: We've been at this for exactly fifty nine minutes, that marks the end of my tether. This conversation is obsolete.
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