Taco Bell inches a little closer to out-and-out racism every day.
So, be sure to stay skeptical, critical, and analytical, kids. Sometimes, you'll catch things. Important things. I refused to take my Taco Bell Large Diet Pepsi cup at face value, and discovered a footnote to the claim that I could "become El Presidente of Taco Bell" in a new contest. That footnote? "El Presidente assumes no official duties." But I could win a million pesos (Taco Bell estimates the value as $93,000). How about that?