"The gospel according to St. Bastard"
I refuse to be anyone VIII. People with "the Eighth" tacked on to their names are CRAZY.
Proof: Henry VIII. Seriously.
"Mr. Pope! I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm gonna divorce her. Now, I know what you're gonna say, but stick with me. My story gets better. Second wife, I'm gonna kill her! Cut her head off. Ah, not expecting that, are we? Third wife gonna shoot her. Fourth wife, put her in a bag. Fifth wife, into outer space. Sixth wife, on a rotissamat. Seventh wife, made out of jam..."
Eddie Izzard clearly knows what he's talking about here. Gahh.
Proof: Henry VIII. Seriously.
"Mr. Pope! I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm gonna divorce her. Now, I know what you're gonna say, but stick with me. My story gets better. Second wife, I'm gonna kill her! Cut her head off. Ah, not expecting that, are we? Third wife gonna shoot her. Fourth wife, put her in a bag. Fifth wife, into outer space. Sixth wife, on a rotissamat. Seventh wife, made out of jam..."
Eddie Izzard clearly knows what he's talking about here. Gahh.