Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
3. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with the prophecy'.
4. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
5. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
6. Sing along at the opera.
7. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, 'Run for your lives, they're loose!!'
9. Tell your children over dinner 'due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go.'
10. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . show
this to someone to make them smile and laugh. It's called therapy.
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
3. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with the prophecy'.
4. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
5. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
6. Sing along at the opera.
7. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
8. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, 'Run for your lives, they're loose!!'
9. Tell your children over dinner 'due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go.'
10. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . show
this to someone to make them smile and laugh. It's called therapy.