Mar 22, 2007 20:45
I've been seeing patterns in the random girls who keep trying to friend me. It's as if they're not trying to friend me at all, but have some other sinister motive behind it, a larger purpose that I can't see yet. Like they're government groups or secret societies posing online as scanty-clad girls to try to lull me into a false sense of complacency. Perhaps try to offer to "meet" in person, then BAM, unmarked white van.
Maybe if I can document them, their pictures, their interests, their offers, I can see the bigger picture. Perhaps develop a dialoge with them, make them think that they have me, then turn around and get them.
No... no. That's what they'll be expecting. It's best to sit back in the shadows, involve myself as little as possible.
I bet it's corporations, that's who it is. Trying to lure me to use as slave labor...