The Monk, The Skeleton & Jesus: From the Future

[tedcroland]

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Scene 1
Panel 1
We open a three-panel page into the perspective of a generic character wearing green-tinted tactical goggles.  Display and tactical information are on the panel, as well as part of the barrel of the gun.  Looks like Doom or Half-Life display.  Looking down a dark hallway with the traces of something in the background.
CAPTION: "I was sent into the future as a savior."
CAPTION2: "But I didn't expect this."

Panel 2
Gun fires down hallway, illuminating a charging monster/demon thing.
EXCLAMATION: Holy shit!!
CAPTION: "My father sent me here to teach them."
CAPTION2: "But it seems all I can do is protect them."

Panel 3
Jaws attacking frame, gun still firing
EXCLAMATION: Oh, God, NO!
CAPTION: "This is not the future my father sent me to."
CAPTION2: "My name is Jesus Christ..."

Page 2
Panel 1
SPLASH of futuristic special forces guy getting ripped straight in twain by horrible monster, still firing gun and yelling:
EXCLAMATION: JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIIIST!!
Caption: ...and I'm from the future.