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What is your full name:: Ted Peterson
Spell your first name backwards:: Det
Date of birth:: 5/16
Male or female:: male
Astrological sign:: taurus
Nicknames:: Ted
Occupation:: student
Height:: 5'11
Weight:: 142ish
Hair color:: brown
Eye color:: blue
Where were you born:: Providence, RI
Where do you reside now:: Las Vegas
Age:: 15
What does your screen name stand for:: I dont remember
Pets:: dog, cat
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: I dont think i did
Piercings:: none
Tattoos:: none right now, I plan on getting a few simpson tattoos:)
Shoe size:: 13ish
Righty or lefty:: LEFT!
Wearing:: pants t-shirt
Hearing:: Ezruate
Feeling:: bored
Eating/drinking:: Ranch Sunflower seeds
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Boring. We’ve done this a million times.
Have you ever been in love:: Yeah
How many people have you said: ?
How many people have you been in REAL love with:: 1
How many people have you kissed:: 2
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:: NEVER
How many people have you dated:: 1
What do you look for in a guy/girl::no need to look anymore
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: eyes
Do you have a crush right now:: no
If so who is it::
Do you believe in love at first sight:: no
Do you remember your first love:: yeah
Do you believe in fate:: No
Do you believe in soul mates:: yeah
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours::
How many siblings do you have:: 2 brothers
What are your siblings names:: Charles, Domenic
What are your parents names:: Dawn, Tom
How many siblings does your mother have:: I dunno
How many siblings does your father have:: 1
Where are your parents from:: Rhode Island
Is your family close:: i dunno, guess not
Does your family get together for holidays::no
Do you have a drunk uncle:: yeah, everybody on my moms side is an alcoholic except my mom
Any medical problems run through your family? yeah...alcohlism
Does someone in your family wear a toupee:: not that i know of
Do you have any nieces or nephews:: yeah
Are your parents divorced:: yeah
Do you have step parents:: yeah
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family::no
Did some of your family come to America from another country:: yea
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: none
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:: not an embarrassment for me...um.. i guess my MSI cd
What's the best cd you own:: I dunno, i like them all
What song do you absolutely hate:: i hate alot
Do you sing in the shower:: no
What song reminds you of that special someone:: not really I dont get that deep into the lyrics, its all about the music!
Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!
Pink::
Aerosmith::
Madonna:: like a virgin
Korn:: fuck that
Backstreet Boys::
The Beatles:: yeah yeah yeah
Sublime::
J.Lo::
Nsync::
Limp Bizkit::
ACDC::
Stacie Orrico::
Creed::
Britney Spears:: oops i didt it again
Good Charlotte:: we are a bunch of gay fags
Christina Aguilera::
Eminem:: kim!
Kelly Clarkson::
Kelly Osbourne::
Mandy Moore::
Eve::
Aaliyah::
Nelly::
Alicia Keys::
Favorites
Color:: blue, red
Food:: MEATL
Song:: DECHRISTIANIZE!
Show:: THE SIMPSONS!
School subject:: History
Band/singer/artist:: i dont have one but Vital Remains is pretty close
Animal:: snake
Outfit:: pants, t-shirt
Radio station:: none
Movie:: way too many..but some top ones...The Boondock Saints, Ocean's Eleven, Casino, Falling Down, The Big Lebowski, Arnold Movies, Full Metal Jacket,Robin Williams LIve on Broadway, A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Resevoir Dogs, From Dusk till Dawn...blah blah blah
Pair of shoes:: Jungle Boots
Cartoon:: THE SIMPSONS!
Actor:: um.....Jim Carey and Robin Williams
Actress:: um... i dunno
Potato chip:: uh...sun chips
Drink:: Pink Lemonade, Cranberry Juice and this one other kind
Soda:: Sprite, Seria Mist
Holiday:: Thanksgiving
Perfume/cologne:: dont wear any
Pizza topping:: pepperoni
Jello flavor:: red
Lunch meat:: Chicken
Card Game:: poker
Video game:: Halo, Splinter Cell
Website:: www.darksoul7.com or www.addictinggames.com
Book:: any book about the simpsons
Computer game:: i dunno
Number:: 3
Cereal:: Cherrios, Kix, ect..
Comedian:: Robbin Williams, Geroge Carlin, Dave Chappelle
Dessert:: sunflower seeds
Disney character:: ?
Clothing store:: I havent been to a clothing store in A LONG time
Past time:: Going to shows, watching tv, computer
Teacher:: n/a
Childhood toy:: one of my simpson things
Carnival game/ride:: roller coasters.
Candy bar:: butterfinger
Magazine:: um...Bizarre
Salad dressing:: itallian
Thing to do on the weekend:: shows, movies, tv, computer
Hot drink:: Lipton tea
Season:: i dunno
Sport to watch:: n/a
Person to talk to online:: dominique, holly, alex
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:: they are Simpson bed sheets!
What color are your bedroom walls:: white
Do you have posters on your wall:: yeah
If so of what:: lots of posters, weapons..simpsons stuff
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: yea
How many pillows are on your bed:: 2
What do you normally sleep in:: pants, shirt
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas:: simpsons ones!
What size bed do you have:: twin
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:: ? regular?
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:: no
Describe the last nightmare you had: i havent had one in A LONG time
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: no
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: 2
Any unusual sleeping positions:: no, well i sleep with a pillow on my head lol
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:: no
Do you snore:: no
How about drool:: no
Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: yeah
What color is the carpet in your room:: brown i guess.
What's under your bed:: another bed, lol
This or that
loser/wannabe:: loser
Doughnuts/bagels:: bagles
Day/night:: Night.
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:: east.
Heaven/hell:: heaven
Coffee/tea:: tea
Hamburgers/hotdogs:: hamburgers
Rap/rock:: METAL
Britney/Christina:: britney
Swiss cheese/american cheese: AMERICAN
Real World/Road Rules:: neither
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:: lol
Silver/gold:: silver
Nike/Adidas:: no
McDonalds/Taco Bell:: mcdonalds
Sweet/sour:: meat flavored
Punk/emo:: NEITHER
Hot/cold:: cold-easier to get warm, with hot, its too hard to get cold
Winter/summer:: Winter
Spring/fall:: Fall
Operas/plays:: plays
Read/watch tv:: watch tv
Cd's/tapes:: CDs
Dvd's/vhs:: DVDs
Old/new:: depends
Shorts/skirts:: pants
Pink/red:: Red
Colored pictures/black and white photos:: black and white is too gothic these days...so color
Meat/vegetables:: MEATL!
Mexican food/chinese food:: chinese
Commercials/infomercials:: screw both
Scary movies/comedies:: both
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:: ?
Sandals/tennis shoes:: boots
Dogs/cats:: cats
Unicorns/fairies:: lol
Water/land:: land
Sugar/spice:: sugar
Black/white:: Black
ribbons/bows:: ?
Chicken/beef:: beef
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:: regular
Cars/trucks:: Cars
Austin Powers/James Bond:: Austin
Popcorn/pretzels:: Popcorn
Hip/hop:: gay
Passionate kiss/peck:: Passionate kiss.
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling:: wwe
Back rub/foot massage:: neck
Picture frames/photo albums:: photo album.
Pens/pencils:: pens
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:: that Kim song is pretty cool
Virgins:: k
God:: hes up there
The Osbournes:: gay
Reality TV:: too many, all of them gay
J.Lo:: gay, worst actress ever
Religion:: mormons suck
Emo music:: gay
Valentine's Day:: greetingcard company holiday
Christina Aguilera's comeback:: ???
Homosexuals:: gay, should go to Kandahar
Abortion:: depends
Inter-racial elationships:: sure, as long as it's not black/white
Murder:: depends on the circumstances.
Death:: ...
Obesity:: stupid obese people making it so i cant get supersize stuff anymore!
Pre-marital sex:: ok
Terrorism:: I hope they get shot in the face
Pornography:: ...
Fortune Tellers:: gay
Threesomes:: nah
Prostitution:: all are ugly
Politics:: REPUBLICAN!, librals are pussies
Country music:: makes people more stupid
George W. Bush:: Pro-Bush
Cloning:: no
Britney's boobs:: fake
Gas prices in America:: too high
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?
Jack:: Jill
Tiffany:: ?
Ben:: Jay and Silent Bob
Maria:: mexican
Jennifer:: gay
Nicole:: ...
Amy:: gay
Adam:: gay
Richard:: Pryor
Arnold:: good movies
Tom:: Arnold
Melissa:: gay
Charlotte:: gay
Harold:: cool guy
John:: my middle name
Joel:: gay
Vanessa:: gay
Michelle:: gay
Kevin:: gay
Brent:: gay
Jake:: gay
Billy:: gay
Sarah:: stupid fag trying to get my big brother court marshalled
Natalie:: canada
Christy:: gay
Nick:: gay
Linda:: gay
Taylor:: gay
Jordan:: gay
Jamie:: gay
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: No
Been on a diet:: no
Been to a foreign country:: no
Broken a bone:: yes
Swallowed a tooth/cap filling:: no
Swear at a teacher:: nope
Got in a fight:: yea
Dated a teacher:: no
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: no
Thought about killing your enemy:: yes.
Gone skinny dipping:: no
Told a little white lie:: yes
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: i dunon
Stolen anything:: yes
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: no
Been on TV:: yeah
Been on the radio:: no
Been in a mosh pit:: yes
Been to a concert:: yes
Dated one of your best friends:: yeah
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: no
Deceived somebody close to you:: no
Broken the law:: yes
Been to a rodeo:: no
Been on a talk show:: no
Been on a game show:: no.
Been on an airplane:: Yes
Got to ride on a firetruck:: no
Came close to dying:: well i could of died
Cheated on a bf/gf:: no
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yes
Terrorized a babysitter:: never had one
Made a mud pie:: no
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: yea
Snuck out of the house at night:: no
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: no
Had an eating disorder:: no
Felt like you didn't belong:: no
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: no,
Been arrested:: no
Had your tonsils removed:: no
Gone to camp:: No
Won a bet:: Yes
Written a love letter:: Yes
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: Yes
Kissed in the rain:: no
Slow danced with someone you love:: no
Participated in an orgy:: no
Faked an orgasm:: no
Stolen a kiss:: ?
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: no
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: no
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: yea
Gotten a speeding ticket:: no
Done jail time:: No
Had to wear a uniform to work:: yeah it wanst really a uniform though
Won a trophy:: yea
Thrown up in public:: no
Bowled a perfect game:: no
Failed/got held back:: no
Got perfect attendance in grade school::no
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: yea
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: no
Attempted suicide:: no, suicide is for pussies
Cut yourself:: not on purpose, what the hell is the point of cutting yourself..to be cool?
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: simpsons!
Did you own Treasure Trolls:: no
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: no
Did you play Simon Says:: no
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: no
Did you wet the bed:: yeah, everybody does
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:: no
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:: No
Were you shy:: yes, still am
Were you spoiled:: no
Were you abused:: no
Did you go to the circus:: once it was a mexican circus, it was gay
Did you go to the zoo:: yeah
Were you in a car accident::no
Did you build snowmen:: once
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:: no
Were your older cousins mean to you:: no
Did you think slinkies were cool:: no
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: no
Were you afraid of the dark:: no
Did you have slumber parties:: no
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?: no.
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany:: no, whos tiffany?
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: no
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens:: yes
Name three things that are next to your computer:: books, some cds, and um...pens
Do you have any hidden talents:: i dunno
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: no
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: horror, suspense
What would your movie star name be::id unno
Do you play any sports:: no
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: i dont get scared at movies
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: the passion of the christ was good, very very very vey gory which made it cool:)
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: the dumbest/gayest/worst movie would be Gigili
Do you drive:: no i got a permit though
What is your dream car:: one with a cd player
Do you think your good looking:: i dunno
Do others think you are good looking:: maybe
Would you ever sky dive:: yeah
Do you believe in Bigfoot:: yeah
How many rooms do you have in your house:: um...7 i think
Do you believe in God:: yup
Do you believe in Satan:: yup
Do you believe there is a heaven:: yes
Do you believe there is a hell:: yes
Do you own a pooltable:: no
Do you have a pool:: no
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: Yes
Do you like chocolate:: not really, i relaly like mounds bars though
Who/what is on your 2004 calendar:: THE SIMPSONS!
How many U.S. states have you been to:: i dunno
Ever wished on a shooting star:: no
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: i dunno
Do you carry any weapons on you:: my fists!
What is your weakness:: why would i tell you
Name something you can't get enough of:: the simpsons, music, computer
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives::
How many kids do you want to have:: yeah
Future daughters’ names:: i dunno
Future sons’ names:: ted
What is your ideal way to die:: some way where people would have to spend hours cleaning me up..so like an explosion or yeah..
How do you release stress:: i dont get stressed
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: no
Are you an artisitic person:: no
Are you a realistic person?::i guess
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: i have to
Are you a strong person:: when i actually do something in weight training
Are you a strong willed person:: yeah
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: um...i dunno
Who is the last person to IM you:: Alex
Do you hate chain e-mails:: yes
Are you a deep sleeper:: no
Are you a good story teller:: no
What do you believe is your best quality:: i dunno
What is your greatest accomplishment:: um...getting a position at the coroner:)
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: none
Do you have your own credit card:: i wish...no
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?: buy stuff
Do you have a check book:: no
Do you like your drivers licence:: no
Do you tan easily:: i think so
What color is your hair naturally:: brown
How many fillings do you have:: 2
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:: none
Worst feeling in the world?: when you get shot in the face and live lol
Best feeling in the world:: i dunno
Is the glass half empty or half full:: half full, only gothic people would say half empty
Last thing you downloaded:: um...Ajattara
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: no
What do you think people think of you:: i know some think i'm into scat, lol
Are you a likeable person:: if you are gay..no
Do you need therapy:: no
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: no
Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:: no
When are you moving:: i dunno
What's your favorite phrase:: gay
Spell your first name backwards:: Det
Date of birth:: 5/16
Male or female:: male
Astrological sign:: taurus
Nicknames:: Ted
Occupation:: student
Height:: 5'11
Weight:: 142ish
Hair color:: brown
Eye color:: blue
Where were you born:: Providence, RI
Where do you reside now:: Las Vegas
Age:: 15
What does your screen name stand for:: I dont remember
Pets:: dog, cat
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: I dont think i did
Piercings:: none
Tattoos:: none right now, I plan on getting a few simpson tattoos:)
Shoe size:: 13ish
Righty or lefty:: LEFT!
Wearing:: pants t-shirt
Hearing:: Ezruate
Feeling:: bored
Eating/drinking:: Ranch Sunflower seeds
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Boring. We’ve done this a million times.
Have you ever been in love:: Yeah
How many people have you said: ?
How many people have you been in REAL love with:: 1
How many people have you kissed:: 2
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:: NEVER
How many people have you dated:: 1
What do you look for in a guy/girl::no need to look anymore
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: eyes
Do you have a crush right now:: no
If so who is it::
Do you believe in love at first sight:: no
Do you remember your first love:: yeah
Do you believe in fate:: No
Do you believe in soul mates:: yeah
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours::
How many siblings do you have:: 2 brothers
What are your siblings names:: Charles, Domenic
What are your parents names:: Dawn, Tom
How many siblings does your mother have:: I dunno
How many siblings does your father have:: 1
Where are your parents from:: Rhode Island
Is your family close:: i dunno, guess not
Does your family get together for holidays::no
Do you have a drunk uncle:: yeah, everybody on my moms side is an alcoholic except my mom
Any medical problems run through your family? yeah...alcohlism
Does someone in your family wear a toupee:: not that i know of
Do you have any nieces or nephews:: yeah
Are your parents divorced:: yeah
Do you have step parents:: yeah
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family::no
Did some of your family come to America from another country:: yea
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: none
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:: not an embarrassment for me...um.. i guess my MSI cd
What's the best cd you own:: I dunno, i like them all
What song do you absolutely hate:: i hate alot
Do you sing in the shower:: no
What song reminds you of that special someone:: not really I dont get that deep into the lyrics, its all about the music!
Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!
Pink::
Aerosmith::
Madonna:: like a virgin
Korn:: fuck that
Backstreet Boys::
The Beatles:: yeah yeah yeah
Sublime::
J.Lo::
Nsync::
Limp Bizkit::
ACDC::
Stacie Orrico::
Creed::
Britney Spears:: oops i didt it again
Good Charlotte:: we are a bunch of gay fags
Christina Aguilera::
Eminem:: kim!
Kelly Clarkson::
Kelly Osbourne::
Mandy Moore::
Eve::
Aaliyah::
Nelly::
Alicia Keys::
Favorites
Color:: blue, red
Food:: MEATL
Song:: DECHRISTIANIZE!
Show:: THE SIMPSONS!
School subject:: History
Band/singer/artist:: i dont have one but Vital Remains is pretty close
Animal:: snake
Outfit:: pants, t-shirt
Radio station:: none
Movie:: way too many..but some top ones...The Boondock Saints, Ocean's Eleven, Casino, Falling Down, The Big Lebowski, Arnold Movies, Full Metal Jacket,Robin Williams LIve on Broadway, A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Resevoir Dogs, From Dusk till Dawn...blah blah blah
Pair of shoes:: Jungle Boots
Cartoon:: THE SIMPSONS!
Actor:: um.....Jim Carey and Robin Williams
Actress:: um... i dunno
Potato chip:: uh...sun chips
Drink:: Pink Lemonade, Cranberry Juice and this one other kind
Soda:: Sprite, Seria Mist
Holiday:: Thanksgiving
Perfume/cologne:: dont wear any
Pizza topping:: pepperoni
Jello flavor:: red
Lunch meat:: Chicken
Card Game:: poker
Video game:: Halo, Splinter Cell
Website:: www.darksoul7.com or www.addictinggames.com
Book:: any book about the simpsons
Computer game:: i dunno
Number:: 3
Cereal:: Cherrios, Kix, ect..
Comedian:: Robbin Williams, Geroge Carlin, Dave Chappelle
Dessert:: sunflower seeds
Disney character:: ?
Clothing store:: I havent been to a clothing store in A LONG time
Past time:: Going to shows, watching tv, computer
Teacher:: n/a
Childhood toy:: one of my simpson things
Carnival game/ride:: roller coasters.
Candy bar:: butterfinger
Magazine:: um...Bizarre
Salad dressing:: itallian
Thing to do on the weekend:: shows, movies, tv, computer
Hot drink:: Lipton tea
Season:: i dunno
Sport to watch:: n/a
Person to talk to online:: dominique, holly, alex
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:: they are Simpson bed sheets!
What color are your bedroom walls:: white
Do you have posters on your wall:: yeah
If so of what:: lots of posters, weapons..simpsons stuff
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: yea
How many pillows are on your bed:: 2
What do you normally sleep in:: pants, shirt
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas:: simpsons ones!
What size bed do you have:: twin
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed:: ? regular?
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:: no
Describe the last nightmare you had: i havent had one in A LONG time
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: no
How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: 2
Any unusual sleeping positions:: no, well i sleep with a pillow on my head lol
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:: no
Do you snore:: no
How about drool:: no
Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: yeah
What color is the carpet in your room:: brown i guess.
What's under your bed:: another bed, lol
This or that
loser/wannabe:: loser
Doughnuts/bagels:: bagles
Day/night:: Night.
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:: east.
Heaven/hell:: heaven
Coffee/tea:: tea
Hamburgers/hotdogs:: hamburgers
Rap/rock:: METAL
Britney/Christina:: britney
Swiss cheese/american cheese: AMERICAN
Real World/Road Rules:: neither
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:: lol
Silver/gold:: silver
Nike/Adidas:: no
McDonalds/Taco Bell:: mcdonalds
Sweet/sour:: meat flavored
Punk/emo:: NEITHER
Hot/cold:: cold-easier to get warm, with hot, its too hard to get cold
Winter/summer:: Winter
Spring/fall:: Fall
Operas/plays:: plays
Read/watch tv:: watch tv
Cd's/tapes:: CDs
Dvd's/vhs:: DVDs
Old/new:: depends
Shorts/skirts:: pants
Pink/red:: Red
Colored pictures/black and white photos:: black and white is too gothic these days...so color
Meat/vegetables:: MEATL!
Mexican food/chinese food:: chinese
Commercials/infomercials:: screw both
Scary movies/comedies:: both
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:: ?
Sandals/tennis shoes:: boots
Dogs/cats:: cats
Unicorns/fairies:: lol
Water/land:: land
Sugar/spice:: sugar
Black/white:: Black
ribbons/bows:: ?
Chicken/beef:: beef
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:: regular
Cars/trucks:: Cars
Austin Powers/James Bond:: Austin
Popcorn/pretzels:: Popcorn
Hip/hop:: gay
Passionate kiss/peck:: Passionate kiss.
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling:: wwe
Back rub/foot massage:: neck
Picture frames/photo albums:: photo album.
Pens/pencils:: pens
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:: that Kim song is pretty cool
Virgins:: k
God:: hes up there
The Osbournes:: gay
Reality TV:: too many, all of them gay
J.Lo:: gay, worst actress ever
Religion:: mormons suck
Emo music:: gay
Valentine's Day:: greetingcard company holiday
Christina Aguilera's comeback:: ???
Homosexuals:: gay, should go to Kandahar
Abortion:: depends
Inter-racial elationships:: sure, as long as it's not black/white
Murder:: depends on the circumstances.
Death:: ...
Obesity:: stupid obese people making it so i cant get supersize stuff anymore!
Pre-marital sex:: ok
Terrorism:: I hope they get shot in the face
Pornography:: ...
Fortune Tellers:: gay
Threesomes:: nah
Prostitution:: all are ugly
Politics:: REPUBLICAN!, librals are pussies
Country music:: makes people more stupid
George W. Bush:: Pro-Bush
Cloning:: no
Britney's boobs:: fake
Gas prices in America:: too high
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?
Jack:: Jill
Tiffany:: ?
Ben:: Jay and Silent Bob
Maria:: mexican
Jennifer:: gay
Nicole:: ...
Amy:: gay
Adam:: gay
Richard:: Pryor
Arnold:: good movies
Tom:: Arnold
Melissa:: gay
Charlotte:: gay
Harold:: cool guy
John:: my middle name
Joel:: gay
Vanessa:: gay
Michelle:: gay
Kevin:: gay
Brent:: gay
Jake:: gay
Billy:: gay
Sarah:: stupid fag trying to get my big brother court marshalled
Natalie:: canada
Christy:: gay
Nick:: gay
Linda:: gay
Taylor:: gay
Jordan:: gay
Jamie:: gay
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: No
Been on a diet:: no
Been to a foreign country:: no
Broken a bone:: yes
Swallowed a tooth/cap filling:: no
Swear at a teacher:: nope
Got in a fight:: yea
Dated a teacher:: no
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: no
Thought about killing your enemy:: yes.
Gone skinny dipping:: no
Told a little white lie:: yes
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: i dunon
Stolen anything:: yes
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: no
Been on TV:: yeah
Been on the radio:: no
Been in a mosh pit:: yes
Been to a concert:: yes
Dated one of your best friends:: yeah
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: no
Deceived somebody close to you:: no
Broken the law:: yes
Been to a rodeo:: no
Been on a talk show:: no
Been on a game show:: no.
Been on an airplane:: Yes
Got to ride on a firetruck:: no
Came close to dying:: well i could of died
Cheated on a bf/gf:: no
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yes
Terrorized a babysitter:: never had one
Made a mud pie:: no
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: yea
Snuck out of the house at night:: no
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: no
Had an eating disorder:: no
Felt like you didn't belong:: no
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: no,
Been arrested:: no
Had your tonsils removed:: no
Gone to camp:: No
Won a bet:: Yes
Written a love letter:: Yes
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: Yes
Kissed in the rain:: no
Slow danced with someone you love:: no
Participated in an orgy:: no
Faked an orgasm:: no
Stolen a kiss:: ?
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: no
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: no
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: yea
Gotten a speeding ticket:: no
Done jail time:: No
Had to wear a uniform to work:: yeah it wanst really a uniform though
Won a trophy:: yea
Thrown up in public:: no
Bowled a perfect game:: no
Failed/got held back:: no
Got perfect attendance in grade school::no
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: yea
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: no
Attempted suicide:: no, suicide is for pussies
Cut yourself:: not on purpose, what the hell is the point of cutting yourself..to be cool?
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: simpsons!
Did you own Treasure Trolls:: no
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: no
Did you play Simon Says:: no
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: no
Did you wet the bed:: yeah, everybody does
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:: no
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:: No
Were you shy:: yes, still am
Were you spoiled:: no
Were you abused:: no
Did you go to the circus:: once it was a mexican circus, it was gay
Did you go to the zoo:: yeah
Were you in a car accident::no
Did you build snowmen:: once
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:: no
Were your older cousins mean to you:: no
Did you think slinkies were cool:: no
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: no
Were you afraid of the dark:: no
Did you have slumber parties:: no
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?: no.
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany:: no, whos tiffany?
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: no
Randomness
Do you believe in aliens:: yes
Name three things that are next to your computer:: books, some cds, and um...pens
Do you have any hidden talents:: i dunno
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: no
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: horror, suspense
What would your movie star name be::id unno
Do you play any sports:: no
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: i dont get scared at movies
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: the passion of the christ was good, very very very vey gory which made it cool:)
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: the dumbest/gayest/worst movie would be Gigili
Do you drive:: no i got a permit though
What is your dream car:: one with a cd player
Do you think your good looking:: i dunno
Do others think you are good looking:: maybe
Would you ever sky dive:: yeah
Do you believe in Bigfoot:: yeah
How many rooms do you have in your house:: um...7 i think
Do you believe in God:: yup
Do you believe in Satan:: yup
Do you believe there is a heaven:: yes
Do you believe there is a hell:: yes
Do you own a pooltable:: no
Do you have a pool:: no
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: Yes
Do you like chocolate:: not really, i relaly like mounds bars though
Who/what is on your 2004 calendar:: THE SIMPSONS!
How many U.S. states have you been to:: i dunno
Ever wished on a shooting star:: no
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: i dunno
Do you carry any weapons on you:: my fists!
What is your weakness:: why would i tell you
Name something you can't get enough of:: the simpsons, music, computer
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives::
How many kids do you want to have:: yeah
Future daughters’ names:: i dunno
Future sons’ names:: ted
What is your ideal way to die:: some way where people would have to spend hours cleaning me up..so like an explosion or yeah..
How do you release stress:: i dont get stressed
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: no
Are you an artisitic person:: no
Are you a realistic person?::i guess
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: i have to
Are you a strong person:: when i actually do something in weight training
Are you a strong willed person:: yeah
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: um...i dunno
Who is the last person to IM you:: Alex
Do you hate chain e-mails:: yes
Are you a deep sleeper:: no
Are you a good story teller:: no
What do you believe is your best quality:: i dunno
What is your greatest accomplishment:: um...getting a position at the coroner:)
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: none
Do you have your own credit card:: i wish...no
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?: buy stuff
Do you have a check book:: no
Do you like your drivers licence:: no
Do you tan easily:: i think so
What color is your hair naturally:: brown
How many fillings do you have:: 2
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:: none
Worst feeling in the world?: when you get shot in the face and live lol
Best feeling in the world:: i dunno
Is the glass half empty or half full:: half full, only gothic people would say half empty
Last thing you downloaded:: um...Ajattara
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: no
What do you think people think of you:: i know some think i'm into scat, lol
Are you a likeable person:: if you are gay..no
Do you need therapy:: no
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: no
Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:: no
When are you moving:: i dunno
What's your favorite phrase:: gay