Ending my 22nd year
I can update from the date of my birth. I feel so powerful.
What would i be thinking if i was born but had my current brain? Probably something along the lines of:
(Gasping for air)
(screaming for attention)
Damn, that was a tight squeeze.
Where's all the water?
I'm really not a fan of this leash attatching me to another person.
Thanks for cutting that leash, Uncle Jim.
Wow, that lady's really sweaty.
Who the hell are all these people (i was born at home, on display from the start, balls and all).
Why can't i reach the top of my head?
Finger on my face.
Finger in my mouth.
Finger in my butt.
What the hell is my butt?
Why is everyone's hair so long?
Who the fuck is Michael Bolton and why won't he stop bitching?
Wow, this blanket is breathtakingly comfortable.
Hold on there buddy, i'm a little skeptical about such smiley people.
Hey, its the Sweaty Lady.
Oh my god, why is the Sweaty Lady pulling a third, sweaty eye out of her shirt?
Since when am i supposed to suck eyes?
Alright i'm down.
Thanks bitch.
What would i be thinking if i was born but had my current brain? Probably something along the lines of:
(Gasping for air)
(screaming for attention)
Damn, that was a tight squeeze.
Where's all the water?
I'm really not a fan of this leash attatching me to another person.
Thanks for cutting that leash, Uncle Jim.
Wow, that lady's really sweaty.
Who the hell are all these people (i was born at home, on display from the start, balls and all).
Why can't i reach the top of my head?
Finger on my face.
Finger in my mouth.
Finger in my butt.
What the hell is my butt?
Why is everyone's hair so long?
Who the fuck is Michael Bolton and why won't he stop bitching?
Wow, this blanket is breathtakingly comfortable.
Hold on there buddy, i'm a little skeptical about such smiley people.
Hey, its the Sweaty Lady.
Oh my god, why is the Sweaty Lady pulling a third, sweaty eye out of her shirt?
Since when am i supposed to suck eyes?
Alright i'm down.
Thanks bitch.