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I work with credit card terminals.
One of our "UBER IMPORTANT" (Head up ass!) client calls with an issue hitting an SSL address, keeps failing. I do some basic troubleshooting and tell them I will double check something with the device maker.
They have 2 models of devices that are identical except one is PN #AAA and one is PN#AAB. I have both of those in my inventory so I try to recreate the issue. No dice. Everything works fine here.
Must be their network (they have a jacked up setup). Of course, they say "NO WAY! OUR NETWORK IS UBER! Our IT guy is a god and you are dumb!"
So, they decide that they need to send me the "broken" equipment.
I plug it in. Nope. Doesn't work on my network either. Defective?
Since we didn't sell this specific piece O crap to them...I tell them to get a hold of the device reseller and troubleshoot it.
2 days - crickets.
I email them to see how they want their doorstops shipped back and the EVP has a holy hissy fit on me.
"Why didn't I do more? Why didn't I call their reseller and figure it out??"
Like you assholes are my only client and this isn't costing my company money that we will never get from you.
I take another look. Date's wrong in the device memory.
It's gone back to 2001.
DHCP. SSL certificates expired 11/22/2001.
God they are morons. Who doesn't fix the date/time on something before they even play with it?
Change date/time - renew/release the IP.
Huh, image that. SSL cert date of 10/06/2011 - works fine...
One of our "UBER IMPORTANT" (Head up ass!) client calls with an issue hitting an SSL address, keeps failing. I do some basic troubleshooting and tell them I will double check something with the device maker.
They have 2 models of devices that are identical except one is PN #AAA and one is PN#AAB. I have both of those in my inventory so I try to recreate the issue. No dice. Everything works fine here.
Must be their network (they have a jacked up setup). Of course, they say "NO WAY! OUR NETWORK IS UBER! Our IT guy is a god and you are dumb!"
So, they decide that they need to send me the "broken" equipment.
I plug it in. Nope. Doesn't work on my network either. Defective?
Since we didn't sell this specific piece O crap to them...I tell them to get a hold of the device reseller and troubleshoot it.
2 days - crickets.
I email them to see how they want their doorstops shipped back and the EVP has a holy hissy fit on me.
"Why didn't I do more? Why didn't I call their reseller and figure it out??"
Like you assholes are my only client and this isn't costing my company money that we will never get from you.
I take another look. Date's wrong in the device memory.
It's gone back to 2001.
DHCP. SSL certificates expired 11/22/2001.
God they are morons. Who doesn't fix the date/time on something before they even play with it?
Change date/time - renew/release the IP.
Huh, image that. SSL cert date of 10/06/2011 - works fine...