The Five Stages of User Interrogation
1/ Feigned Innocence:
"Who, me? I haven't done anything wrong."
2/ Minimisation:
"Oh, *that*. Well, I was downloading this one thing. Well, okay, six... but everybody does it!"
3/ Bargaining:
"Are you sure you have to take my PC away and tell my supervisor? Is this going to screw my degree?"
4/ Acceptance:
"Right. Uh, would you like me to show you where I stored everything?"
5/ Humility:
"... Oh. So you knew everything before you even appeared. Right."
Sometimes followed by:
6a/ Paralysis:
6b/ Flight: