Alright, the time is 8:30 A.M on Monday April 6th.
The experiment: I, Kats Lucas have been gathering discarded robotic parts and scrap for the past several weeks in an attempt to create my own form of Robotic life similar to that of the Robot Masters that I have taken to living with a-
As to why anyone would WANT to make more of these crackpots I don't have a clue.
TA! Just hold the recording device please...I may need this for my notes later. Using my own previous experiences with robotics I have been able to recreate the torso, arms and head of what I believe was a robot scout, however the arms appear to be more compiled from warrior drones. I am confident however the meshing of these two systems will not interfere with my ultimate goal. It has been months since my last successful remote controlled robot creation and I am positively elated with delight at my progress.
While I could not come close to the advanced A.I workings of the genius behind the creations I am currently residing with, I believe that the pre-existing programming of this mechanoid, combined with my own adjustments should be an excellent start.
And now, we active the creation. *click whirrrrr*
Yeah that's a smart looking Robot.
Silence Ta! I'm going to attempt to interact with the programming...Greetings, I am your creator Kats Lucas, please shake my hand.
Huh...he's doing it, way to go genius you put together a broken toy.
Envy is a poor color for you T-ACK!
Tack? We're changing my name now? Hey wait he's choking you!
ACK! ACK!!!!
I'm coming Kats! Diiiiiiie!
*The sounds of a wrench and Ta's plastic based attacks tearing the robot to pieces.*
Mwahahaha I am the champion! I am the champion! No time for losers cuz I-
Y...you killed it!
It was gonna kill you!
You couldn't have just switched it off?!?
Grrrrr! Come here I'll switch you off!
*Sound of a wrench barely missing Kats and hitting the D-comm turning it off*