4th Walled Invention

[techoutmystaff]

So I've heard that this has happened before?

Is that true?

Also... has anyone else had a Mini-Me show up?

Comments

[flaming_goatee]

[Have a robot with flaming hair staring at you through a pair of binoculars.]

Interesting. Perhaps I should consider a matched set.

[techoutmystaff]

[......... aw crud.]

... I'm going to regret asking this, but "a matched set"?

[flaming_goatee]

Hmm, do I have enough space on my wall for all your pelts? Perhaps I shall place the ghost child's pelt on my bed instead.

[techoutmystaff]

..... We don't have hair or fur.

[OH CRUD.]

We wouldn't look very good on your wall, sir.

[flaming_goatee]

That is true for much of my prey. Hmmm, perhaps you would look better stuffed and mounted.

[techoutmystaff]

No, no... I would look much better being alive. Really!

[flaming_goatee]

Hmm, normally I have no interest in the living. Feel honored that you are rare enough to find a place in my collection.

...And do try to give me an interesting fight. The greater the challenge the greater the prize.

[And here is where a truly ludicrous number of missile launchers rise out of the ghost's shoulders.]

[techoutmystaff]

[HAVE A SHOUUUUUUUUT and the turtle moves quickly and dives for cover.]

I-I'd rather not fight you, if it's all the same!

[flaming_goatee]

Hmmph, where is the challenge in this? But perhaps you shall do as bait for the others and the ghost child.

[techoutmystaff]

... No! I am pretty sure that would be a horrible idea! Really!

[flaming_goatee]

Indeed, I believe that will work out well. The ghost child is very foolish when it comes to protecting others. And the hunt is always more entertaining with live bait.

[techoutmystaff]

[Luckily for you, Donatello seems to be too focused on backing away than fighting you now that he's standing again.]

No, I'm pretty sure it won't.

... ... you keep on mentioning and talking about ghosts. And you want to hold me hostage. Isn't it rude to not introduce yourself before you do that?

[flaming_goatee]

I am Skulker! The Greatest Hunter of the Ghost Zone!

[techoutmystaff]

Oh, good.

I'm Donatello. Can you please not hunt me?

[flaming_goatee]

No. I am Skulker! The hunt is everything!

I will find where the ghost child has hidden himself here and take his pelt!

[techoutmystaff]

... You really need to get a girlfriend. Or at least get out more.

[A hesitation. Keep him talking, Donny....]

Who's this ghost child you keep on talking about?