here beginnythe an accounte of diatribes most invective

[technine]

and lo it has been some time since last i updated this meagre log of my works and deeds, and what little hast there been to tell since i last dipped the e-quill to the inkwell.com and set down such records of these machinations! yet transpireth yesterday an incident so Vexing and Foule that it were thought to be the very intrigues and weavings of

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[canthrowdown]

with a bit of hardy's eloquent techniques... and elliot's intruding narratorship... oh.. and the sweet mention of our dear baudelaire... Class A, indeed.

i hope your dirty ass roommates clean up their shit. i think you should mace them if they don't.

[technine]

that is where you come in, my dear. thank you for the commendable comments to my essay, but i request that since you are in the Old Country right now, where disputes were settled by field combat, that you requesition a mace or some other sort of bludgeoning tool, and lend me use of such weaponry in order to enforce the law of the land on these people!

[canthrowdown]

would my big black cock suffice?

[technine]

if it contains spikes and is suitable for beating people...then yes. i cant help but think of that classic scene from "a clockwork orange" now.

[canthrowdown]

oh it'll beat people alright.... and leave them bloody wherever they happen to stand..

i can't help but think of that classic scene from "bangbus" now.

[technine]

ew. i dont even want to think about that. the old country must have really done a number on you though, if it indeed transmuted you from a petite asian girl to a virile centaur.