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Conversation with Hannah while debating what movie to rent. I was discussing the movie Gia, which involves very attractive Angelina Jolie having sex onscreen with very attractive Elizabeth Mitchell.
Me: Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell having sex is possibly the hottest thing ever. But that's a digression.
Hannah: No, that's a dyke-gression, that's what that is.
Movie suggestions, anyone?
Oh, and yesterday, I fell on my ass on the stairs by the outlet of Barton Springs. My right buttcheek looks like a cross between a Rothko and an angry grape. It's very, very painful, and very, very purple. I'm tempted to send Parks and Rec. a grumpy e-mail with a photo of my bruised ass with the caption, "This bruise could have been on your child's face." I think so.
Me: Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell having sex is possibly the hottest thing ever. But that's a digression.
Hannah: No, that's a dyke-gression, that's what that is.
Movie suggestions, anyone?
Oh, and yesterday, I fell on my ass on the stairs by the outlet of Barton Springs. My right buttcheek looks like a cross between a Rothko and an angry grape. It's very, very painful, and very, very purple. I'm tempted to send Parks and Rec. a grumpy e-mail with a photo of my bruised ass with the caption, "This bruise could have been on your child's face." I think so.