silly meme

[techne23]

from owlmoose

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Techne23!

1. In Japan, techne23 can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
2. You can tell if techne23 has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets techne23!
4. If you cut techne23 in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
5. Women shoplift four times more frequently than techne23!
6. You should always store techne23 in an airtight container in the fridge.
7. The only Englishman to become techne23 was Nicholas Breakspear, who was techne23 from 1154 to 1159!
8. Techne23 can live for up to a week without a head.
9. If you kiss techne23 for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
10. The porpoise is second to techne23 as the most intelligent animal on the planet.