human-type creature.....

[techmage_]

.....lives in this house.  someone has trained him to microwave pot pies so he can feed himself.  there are boxes around the house that keep him entertained (barely) and a soft place for him to sleep.  he has not yet defecated anywhere other than the pre-designated area so the assumption is that he is at least partially housebroken.  the girl who keeps him as a pet has left for a few days.....i wonder what kind of trouble he will get in while she is gone.