Quitting
I want to announce to everybody that I am quitting smoking on Wednesday, June 22nd. So for the next 4 days I am going to be cutting back drastically on cigarettes.
Here are my instructions for everybody who will see me in the next 4 days:
~Do not let me smoke more than one cigarette in your presence, no matter how long we are together
~Do no even JOKE about my quitting, because I will probably cause bodily harm to you
~Keep me busy, if you know I am free and you have nothing to do, give me a call and we will hang out
Here are my instructions for Wednesday, June 22nd:
~Do not let me near a cigarette
~God help you if you try tempting me to smoke, because you will lose... painfully, most likely
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday... and all is well.
Here are my instructions for everybody who will see me in the next 4 days:
~Do not let me smoke more than one cigarette in your presence, no matter how long we are together
~Do no even JOKE about my quitting, because I will probably cause bodily harm to you
~Keep me busy, if you know I am free and you have nothing to do, give me a call and we will hang out
Here are my instructions for Wednesday, June 22nd:
~Do not let me near a cigarette
~God help you if you try tempting me to smoke, because you will lose... painfully, most likely
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday... and all is well.