but will she get in to Harvard?

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At Yael Farms, Anna gets plenty of exercise. She spends the day herding ibex, drawing water from a well, and moving heavy stones. After a Deuteronomy-friendly dinner of figs, unleavened bread and honey-drizzled ibex, she practices her Mandarin. Like many of the ibex farms sprouting up across the northeastern United States, Yael offers an intensive Chinese-language immersion course.

-The Most Emailed `New York Times' Article Ever

This makes me want to train a random text generator on a corpus of NYT trend pieces and see what comes out.