[FMA/HP] "Mr. Elric" 12/15
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter
Title: Mr. Elric
Part: 12 of 15
Genre: General
Rating: G
Warning: Crossover
Spoilers: FMA episode 51; HP book 5
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Summary: Edward Elric from various points of view.
Chapter 12: Lavender Brown
This is absolutely INSANE!
He was at both the Quidditch game AND the Hogsmeade visit? Looks like out Mr. Recluse is becoming more soci~able!
From the second I laid eyes on him, I knew he was special. I bet no other Hogwarts professor has ever been as handsome as him. Professor Lockhart? Hate to say this, but that smile can kill a vampire. Sure, Mr. Elric may not be super tall, but his height AND the fact that he doesn't smile a whole lot is so very... ENDEARING!
So we, me and Pavarti, started a little group solely for the purpose of worshipping our new idol, Mr. Elric's Slut Society, because that's what he makes us do if you're getting my meaning. At least, on the surface, that's what the club is. Secretly, it's to keep a tab on all those other competitors out there. And when it comes down to me and Pavarti, I tell you, I am the winner.
Speaking of publicity, it seems that during the Hogsmeade visit, some reporter (I bet it was that Skeeter woman) got wind of the new librarian, snapped a photo, and now he's on the cover of Witch Weekly gazing into the windows of Zonkos looking sad and sighing constantly.
I WOULD like to be mad- invasion of privacy for such an introvert man is horrible, but that picture is just so... candid. Plus, it was for a snapshot contest AND it won first place AND the caption was SOO perfect.
Anyway, I heard they would do an interview with him soon, but Headmaster objected violently for some or another reason. The Daily Prophet wants to do an article on him being the youngest staff member in 25 years and Witch Weekly wanted to take more pictures because their ratings rose.
...Oh NO! What if all this attention makes him even more shy? What if he locks himself up even more? Even worse, what if he soaks up all this and becomes another Professor Lockhart?
...I'm going to the library now. Ta!
T . B . C
Title: Mr. Elric
Part: 12 of 15
Genre: General
Rating: G
Warning: Crossover
Spoilers: FMA episode 51; HP book 5
Archived @ Master List
Summary: Edward Elric from various points of view.
Chapter 12: Lavender Brown
This is absolutely INSANE!
He was at both the Quidditch game AND the Hogsmeade visit? Looks like out Mr. Recluse is becoming more soci~able!
From the second I laid eyes on him, I knew he was special. I bet no other Hogwarts professor has ever been as handsome as him. Professor Lockhart? Hate to say this, but that smile can kill a vampire. Sure, Mr. Elric may not be super tall, but his height AND the fact that he doesn't smile a whole lot is so very... ENDEARING!
So we, me and Pavarti, started a little group solely for the purpose of worshipping our new idol, Mr. Elric's Slut Society, because that's what he makes us do if you're getting my meaning. At least, on the surface, that's what the club is. Secretly, it's to keep a tab on all those other competitors out there. And when it comes down to me and Pavarti, I tell you, I am the winner.
Speaking of publicity, it seems that during the Hogsmeade visit, some reporter (I bet it was that Skeeter woman) got wind of the new librarian, snapped a photo, and now he's on the cover of Witch Weekly gazing into the windows of Zonkos looking sad and sighing constantly.
I WOULD like to be mad- invasion of privacy for such an introvert man is horrible, but that picture is just so... candid. Plus, it was for a snapshot contest AND it won first place AND the caption was SOO perfect.
Anyway, I heard they would do an interview with him soon, but Headmaster objected violently for some or another reason. The Daily Prophet wants to do an article on him being the youngest staff member in 25 years and Witch Weekly wanted to take more pictures because their ratings rose.
...Oh NO! What if all this attention makes him even more shy? What if he locks himself up even more? Even worse, what if he soaks up all this and becomes another Professor Lockhart?
...I'm going to the library now. Ta!
T . B . C